I would've made a HORRENDOUS Lois Lane.
My first printed article after hooking up with Superman would be "GUYS I HOOKED UP WITH THE MOST AMAZING GUY HE'S INCREDIBLE" and would just be a rambly little bit of half-arsed story to get the reader started that would have just rapidly devolved into a bulletpointed list of everything I liked about him.
I know this because my real partner really is that amazing and all I want to do is shout into the universe about
how compassionate they are - their entire mindset seems based on considering others
how they will do everything in their power to help others, even people they don't know
how pragmatic they manage to be without sacrificing ANY compassion - their biggest superpower is getting shit done while leaving a trail of happy and helped people in their wake
how they don't take shit from anyone - if your intentions are to take advantage of them, they will give you as much rope as they'd give anyone else but no more. It's up to you whether you climb that rope or hang yourself with it
how cuddly and cute they are
how they don't hide that cuddly cute side just for me. If you interact with them long enough to know their name, you get to see it too and then I get to gush with you about how adorable they are
how intelligent they are - when a subject interests them enough for them to want to have conversations about it, they educate themselves on it so that they CAN have those conversations in some capacity past "I saw a headline that said..."
how forgiving they are - they are the embodiment of Never Assume Malice, even when some dickhead cuts them off on the highway... "I hope the baby is born healthy dude!"
how waking up next to them every morning and going to sleep next to them every night makes every single one of my days start and end with nothing but joy in my soul
how they can make friends with ANYONE
how much they've inspired me to write again
how easy they make it all look, despite me knowing better
their INCREDIBLE taste in music and cartoons
the way they just FIT in my little found family. They have become QPPs with my QPP of almost a decade and when my adult stepson from my previous marriage told me his landlord had decided to turn his place into an airbnb with 3 weeks notice and he had nowhere to go they started digging out the air mattress and reorganizing the storage closet so we could get him and his stuff safe
Actually that should be its own bulletpoint. Someone they'd never met but who was important to me went "I need help, like a LOT" and their instant response was BET
(Don't be surprised if this gets edited and added to it's a first draft)





















