aaaaaaand dirt

ball

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[flowerbleedme]

beautiful. woman. detected.

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

[frogboy]

thought for sure i was aromantic for like the last 15 years but. all of a sudden i am feeling something brand new. how does this happen

[blemgoid]

[chaospikes]

New mahjong strat

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[benevolentpsychosis]

I'm **remembers i owe the public no personal information** 17cm tall

[willowmilk]

me and the homies having good dental hygiene with the nine inch nails tooth brush

[eggzaki]

i wanna brush you like an enamel

[mrwidepants]

CAN SHE DO IT?

[sexybritishllama]

i think like how healers in ffxiv have the rescue ability to drag people to where they're currently standing, they should give tanks a new ability that pushes people away from them, with the intention tanks can use it when someone is going to get hit by a cleave or something. we can call it 'get down mr president'. nothing bad could possibly come from this

[dragirlinstall]

fucked up in the crib eating Werther’s Derivatives

[lilaccccc]

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year