Special Cat Who Can Eat Onions

Ripley | tme | it/they | 23 | "burnt out former gifted kids" DO NOT INTERACT!! |

[frogfacey]

suffering from rapid onset metal gear autism

[ratfuck]

horny

[soup-mother]

You have to love her, ok? Don't say transphobic crap like "not true lobsters". Don't let cissexist ideas like "having claws" define your view of lobsters. You have to love her. Spiny lobster love is real.

[soup-mother]

Uphold Spiny Lobster Baeddelism. Nephropidae wish they were spiny lobsters and it breaks their hearts they'll never be us. We threaten their cruel world order. Love your sisters, because the world wants us dead.

[soup-mother]

There's no such thing as a "true" lobster. You mean lobsters with violently enforced cultural hegemony (backed primarily by the imperialist powers of the US and UK, might I add). You Fascist.

[dogpuppy]

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[soup-mother]

I like that the viewer in the "steampunk twins find you crying" video is gender neutral "they", but it absolutely 100% is your boyfriend specifically who's gonna be scrap metal by the time they're done with him. A pillar of anti-Jakey cultural work

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[eirinyagokoro]

[vedurnan]

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[eroscestlavie]

[absinthe-and-alabaster]

instant noodle bait

[soup-mother]

DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT:

Takahē not real

Takahē “just a fat Pūkeko”

its okay EAT Takahē (it’s REALLY NOT)

its okay Capture Takahē

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[soup-mother]

Girl who switches between her materialist and idealist alters at will to avoid magical and physical attacks respectively.

[soup-mother]

This is basically how Imperishable Night works.

[soup-mother]

Silent hill PE.

norman reedus has to play spikeball™, that stupid trampoline handball game that it seems like every fucking australian public school got given gear for.

and the ball? that's right it's the sink baby

[soup-mother]