Baby Jane

I'm almost 21 Baby! There aint no stopping me! I'll just be liking, following an posting (very rarely if it's not a reblog) but yeah that's all xD

[froggietheunicorn]

A foreign friend that I finally start to understand jokes in their language.

-Me talking about my printer and it's noises that I now understand either needs ink, paper or attention

[froggietheunicorn]

Just a big ginger boy and his little dwarf lady.

[froggietheunicorn]

The colors grey over when they're gone, but brighten again when I remember them.

-Me explaining how loss feels to me.

[froggietheunicorn]

My heart is a puzzle where every piece is cat shaped.

-Me when explaining why I remember all my shelter cats names.

[froggietheunicorn]

"She has so much love to give that her cup is overflowing, she just needs someone she can give it to."

-My aunt, years ago

[daily-deliciousness]

Sweet and savory Japanese beef curry with easy curry roux

[everythingwithwasabi]

Vegan Somen Noodles in Creamy Sesame Miso Soup

[saltandlavenderblog]

Sun-dried tomato pasta recipe

[tinykitchenvegan]

Tuscan "Marry Me" Butter Beans

[rowansugar]

For all my fellow little treat lovers!

This 8 page zine is available in my shop so you can be ready for whenever you need a quick brownie in a mug ;)

[froggietheunicorn]

My little sister loves this teddy bear, she's had it since she was born and she's 18 now. He's very well loved but we're trying to find a new one! He used to be blue body, gold ears feat and tail and maybe a silver mouth area? But he's shiney!

Here's a picture of him now, I can't find one of him new. Even if someone just finds a picture of a new one, it would help tremendously

[d-a-dreamscape]

“Cant run if you aint walking”

— D&A

[froggietheunicorn]

Crash

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[oopsthejokesonyou-deactivated20]

Great post everyone!

[wordfather]

my favorite ongoing joke on tumblr is the way deactivated blogs are referred to as being dead. they're fucking dead

[belladonnix]

Calling Fellow Vultures

So I saw an owl on the side of the road today. I plan on looking for it again later but I'm not entirely sure what I'd like to do with it.

Should I just pluck the feathers and mascerate the whole thing? Should I just remove the wings and the head and put the head in maggots? I kinda want all the bones tho.. Bird skulls are very delicate, maybe I should put the skull in maggots and mascerate the rest of the body?

How do you preserve wings??

Y'all I need help.

[sntbrnd]

you can mummify the wings (and feet if you want) just grab some salt (i usually use sidewalk salt) and pour it in a container. Then, place your wings and/or feet in whatever position you would like them to be in and pour some more salt onto them. Put the lid on and wait a few weeks and...

BOOM

mummy wings

[nutsacktorturer]

I don't think we thank logitech enough for making products that just work

[nutsacktorturer]

You buy a Logitech product for £15 and it's cheap plastic shite but 5 years later it's caked in cum and still works fine while your £200 Apple thing stopped working the moment the warranty expired

[nutsacktorturer]

my logitech wireless keyboard is literally encrusted and ive changed the batteries once in 4 years it gets stood on and thrown around the keys are sticky from coffee being spilled on it there's dirt under every key it bends and creaks like a 12th century merchant vessel on a 6 month voyage to india and still going strong

[foxgirlwitchhat]

kudos to logitech but would it kill you to take better care of your shit

[andthenyourealizethat]

they don’t need to, it’s logitech

[xonmybullshitx]

So we're just skating right by "caked in cum", huh