Nvm im chilling now :3

[froggittybitty]

sysiphus is not happy.

in the original myth, he cheated death twice and was punished to roll a boulder up a hill forever.

he cheated and went against the rules of nature, but what novelty is there, and how can one respect such rules when they are made by a group of born elite who live so far removed from all else that these rules dont apply to them; all must die but the gods are immortal.

a man cheats, lies, rapes, commits hypocrisy. if he is mortal, he must be killed, imprisoned, gossiped about, mothers tell their daughters to stay clear of them.

if he can throw lightning and survive being beheaded, suddenly we respect him, ask him for favours, respect his "authority".

sysiphus disobeyed elon musk and was punished with a 9-5.

[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

1% …

2% …

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Throwback to the time my little sister asked me how literally everything was invented

[froggittybitty]

kids *Should* be asking these kinds of things btw

[apas-95]

[sraithpics]

David Cleary!

[aiteanngaelach-deactivated20241]

i'm in Ireland and the search for that bastards name is still blocked and hidden... the legnths the british go to defend and protect their instruments of colonialism and violence is beyond belief. no justice for the victims and yet every measure taken to protect David James Cleary and his fellow murderers.

[undeadentropy]

Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it's a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.

[stele3]

if you complain about the Chinese government covering up Tianamen Square, then complain about this, too.

[dogpuppy]

This would actually help my child after he’s seen a horror movie commercial

[i-am-a-fish]

I need money so I can get fatter and love life harder

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

NOW HIRING: SKELETON INSIDE OF BIG ACIDIC OOZE

Pictured: You! Working in my dungeon!

Job description below the cut. No experience necessary.

Primary duties:

Wait in the ooze for an adventurer to get close, then grab 'em, pull 'em in, and keep them grappled until they're dead either by drowning or dissolved in acid.

Remove debris from the ooze as it picks up random junk.

Deliver adventurer loot to Sorting and Distribution department.

Keep our other fleshy, dissolvable minions out of the ooze.

Secondary Duties:

If the ooze is defeated, finish off the adventurers.

Spot clean the dungeon of any non-decorative corpses and debris.

Light or extinguish any torches / sconces depending on the dungeon section.

Compensation:

Base pay 2 Silver coins per day.

Hazard pay of 0.5 silver coins per adventurer you encounter, up to a max of 8 coins.

Bonus of 30% total networth from adventurers defeated is distributed amongst minions monthly.

2 weeks PTO granted after first 6 months.

Holiday pay for Christmas, Lunar New Year, Summer, and Halloween events.

Free resurrections for slain minions with a free paid day of recovery after.

Final note: if you are hired but not already a skeleton, you will be reimbursed for the skeletonization process after 3 months.

[froggittybitty]

girl how is this the one job that actually treats their employees fairly...

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

It's because of the Local Evil Minion's Union.

Unions are the only reliable way to be treated well and fairly in the workplace.

[froggittybitty]

thank you for the informative and inspirational message, mister john boneman lich lord

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Happy disability pride month to everyone who suffers from disabilities of any kind, physical or mental, you guys are strong as hell and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, you’re awesome (this totally isn’t being said by someone who may be biased since I have ptsd but it’s not any less true)

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Bringing this back

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

NOW HIRING: SKELETON INSIDE OF BIG ACIDIC OOZE

Pictured: You! Working in my dungeon!

Job description below the cut. No experience necessary.

Primary duties:

Wait in the ooze for an adventurer to get close, then grab 'em, pull 'em in, and keep them grappled until they're dead either by drowning or dissolved in acid.

Remove debris from the ooze as it picks up random junk.

Deliver adventurer loot to Sorting and Distribution department.

Keep our other fleshy, dissolvable minions out of the ooze.

Secondary Duties:

If the ooze is defeated, finish off the adventurers.

Spot clean the dungeon of any non-decorative corpses and debris.

Light or extinguish any torches / sconces depending on the dungeon section.

Compensation:

Base pay 2 Silver coins per day.

Hazard pay of 0.5 silver coins per adventurer you encounter, up to a max of 8 coins.

Bonus of 30% total networth from adventurers defeated is distributed amongst minions monthly.

2 weeks PTO granted after first 6 months.

Holiday pay for Christmas, Lunar New Year, Summer, and Halloween events.

Free resurrections for slain minions with a free paid day of recovery after.

Final note: if you are hired but not already a skeleton, you will be reimbursed for the skeletonization process after 3 months.

[froggittybitty]

girl how is this the one job that actually treats their employees fairly...

[starrynet]

[froggittybitty]

Every month is pride month when you're queer but i wish we had a pride parade for every season

Like it would be so fun to go the gay ice rink and do gay little iceskating and gay spring festivals and gay Halloween (trick or treat estrogen please)

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

The Lizard King is coming.

[froggittybitty]

bro, hes literally not. Stop scaring the masses

[dogpuppy]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 9

Sans (Undertale)

Mettaton (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 29

[froggittybitty]

YO WTF HOW IS SANS LOSING GET THAT WEIRDO OFF MY BOY

[boccher]

penis poll

ball

dick

ball

Voting ended onMay 25

[countlessimpossibilities]

One more before pride month ends, windbreaker edition

Also have this Sako gif I made for funsies

There's also the Gachicons ver., TWST ver., TokRev ver., and Dislyte/Genshin!

And you can ask me for a personalized one in my vgen!

[froggittybitty]

YIPPIEEEE WIND BREAKER!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

(a woo hoo)

woo hoo!