You’re the Bee’s...Well...

[peppermintquartz]

I'm not lying when I say this tweet brought a tear to my eye

[lmtyl]

Thank you Jorts

[only-tiktoks]

[kedreeva]

[ryebreadgf]

girls be like i’m fighting demons and the demons is not getting a little treat every day

[queeraspirates]

behind the scenes of Our Flag Means Death, posted by Rhys Darby 🖤🏴‍☠️

[kingofthepitt]

I only wanted to help…

[satyriconmp3]

sounds like a derry girls episode

[mafaldinablabla]

Very christian grandma: "What you got there?"

Granddaughter holding her gf hand: "a protestant"

[bumblebear30]

Absolutely cackling

[thenatsdorf]

:3

[maxbytes]

these faces get me every time

[yauoiyi]

i havent posted in quite some time, so pls have this jayvik

[kenzsza]

it’s a very serious accomplishment, professor

[altiegg]

Best proposal scene in years

[bourdainedminister]

[lawfulneurotic]

[notvoid]

[singoallala]

This is a hilarious mistranslation actually. I suspect it originally said something along the lines of "Impregnerad mot vatten", i.e. "Water proof".

Impregnering is the process of making a material resistant to water/heat. The swedish word for water (vatten) is similar to the word for goblin (vätten) so I guess there was a mixup.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[teratocybernetics]

I’m fucking wheezing

[largishcat]

THE PLOT THICKENS

[thepioden]

I’m glad that Tumblr added, in short order, the ability to pay to hide sponsored posts and the ability to pay to sponsor a post, thus escalating the screenshot-and-add-to-reblog tags peer review process described by op to entire posts for certain Bourgeoisie users.

[curlicuecal]

we’ve discovered a whole new way to shitpost and annoy people

god bless

[curlicuetruth]

[telamii]

haikyuu requests i took over on my ig 💫

[heckyeahponyscans]

It’s so fitting that the “lock your posts behind a paywall” Tumblr feature was universally panned while the “force total strangers to see your shitposts” feature is celebrated