nope

30 | Just kinda tired |

[dude-chill]

U ever b like “it is what it is” but deep in ur heart wish shit would b different

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[kosmogrl]

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[makingtrouble]

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[everydaylouie]

heatwave

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[galloping-windmill]

saw moots posting so let me say it again. Everyone get more platonic NOW. RIGHT NOW. QUICK.

[galloping-windmill]

It is essential we all become more platonic . Let those freaks be bestest of friends let those characters hold hands and cuddle without any romance involved stop having couples gatekeep all affection I want everything to Stop being romantic I'm killing romance with my bare hands. Let two beings stand next to eachother without rushing to say "B-BUT.. LOOK AT THE WAY THEYRE LOOKING AT EACHOTHER! THERE'S NO-" yes there is a platonic explanation for it there always is one. The explanation is that theyre friembds. :]

[funny-tik-toks]

[xanaxfarts]

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[kingcatnine]

the hair literally makes you less sticky

[kingcatnine]

if you're about to reblog this post seeking approval for shaving your legs, please close the tab containing this post and go watch a gillette ad or smth cause you're not gonna get it from me

[mametzwood]

JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES