not your aesthetic

I'm heather and this is my waste of space

[screenshotsofdespair]

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

[fangirlofrandomness]

“Diana has strawberry tarts” These girls have their priorities right!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[slimy]

if your toilet bowl is filling up with water and is about to overflow (or is already):

take the lid off the tank

hold up the floating device. it’s usually a rubber ball on the end of a stick.

if you’re not sure which part to lift, gently lift up various things until you find the one that stops the water.

you will not need get your hand wet bc the part you’re looking for is usually at the highest point!!

the toilet bowl should immediately stop filling!

PS: toilet tank water is the same water that comes from your sink faucets so please don’t panic if it gets on you

[slimy]

this post is plumber-approved

[lady-feral]

Thanks plumblr

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who is supportive of whatever your body looks like no matter what

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

more reaction posts, req’d by @the-outspoken-introvert 

OG by @glumshoe

[fangorgia]

Even though I have doubted it for a long time, I am a star, and I wanna be a star, and I need to just own it and stop second guessing it. 

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[dwight-schrutes]

me at job interviews 

[bob-belcher]

Signs at Families Belong Together March.

[yeagaharchive]

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

[realitytvgifs]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Must watch: Chris Hayes on 'despicable' new Trump policy

The United States government is now systematically taking children as young as 53 weeks old away from their parents at the border, thanks to new directives issued by the Trump administration.

I guess only white children are “precious gifts from god”

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Kristen_Arnett)

[trashcanniballecter]

Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

[trashcanniballecter]

Cucumber illuminati cup

[melonmemes]

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny