[cannibalchicken]

[shes-starshaped]

the original babygirl

[noelhope]

[brookbee]

Suede — Animal Nitrate, 1993

[from-the-dust-returned]

oh fuck off

[brookbee]

Suede — "The Drowners" (US Version), 1992

[unclefather]

you’re too sexy to be poor this isn’t right

I’m always saying this

[epiphainie]

printing this out and putting it on my wall for 2026

[seaphine]

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[weepyemperor]

Going no contact with yourself

[userfish]

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

[sewardburroughs]

the inevitable noel gallagher performance art of new music with lyrics like "my love i have finally found you again and we will now sail away together into the heavenly seas of eternal starlight" and he's gonna be like yeah i don't remember writing that and it means nothing

[newgodpho]

[terriblewarden]

[somethingbrightly]

things have got so bad i've resorted to britpop

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[ye-olde-tardis]

Stop saying "you convinced me" start saying "that really mulders my scully"

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies