Indifference

° Brontë ° NY° I swore we were flying

[brooklyn99]

[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[thestoryandyou]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

[invaderxan]

when you a words writing and meaning sense make words to

[uncleromeo]

If you hard. Then you hard.

[fromsuntonone]

This gave me an aneurysm 

[death-cowned]

[sixxmethss]

this is literally the best thing i’ve ever seen!

[mullberry]

@4a0000 😢

[tamper]

[gyllenhaaldaily]

Jake Gyllenhaal for Premiere Magazine (2005)

[curiano-life-quotes]

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[f--o--r--e--v--e--r]

[srta-mimadinha-deactivated20191]

[fromsuntonone]

I may not miss you but I do miss your air conditioner. 

[onceland]

[turtletotem]

I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

This. This is that moment.

[agooduniverse]

#honestly even though this is one of the best scripts there ever has been  #that is the greatest line  #it’s /groundbreaking/ in terms of how it frames vengeance quests; temptation beats; inigo as a comedic figure throughout the movie  #you know because this is a happy book (film) that inigo will get his revenge  #but will he get JUSTICE  #will he get ABSOLUTION  #will he get CATHARSIS  #those are the things we don’t know  #and that line sells it more than any of the previous scene (x)

[teenwitched-archive-deactivated]

also:

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

well now I’m crying

[breelandwalker]

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

[fairytaleofdust]

Best movie ever!

[like-a-wild-potato]

Also might be crying. @violetoccurrences!

[mollysteele]

[factly]

[ctbonvivant]

[voguelovesme]

One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.

John Green  (via schlafwandel)

Now that this has 500,000 notes, I should probably reiterate that I never said or wrote this. This is a quote from the series finale of the television program One Tree Hill.

(via fishingboatproceeds)

[stream]

“I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.” 

John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)