bitch packet

20/Russian/bi Lady Gaga is my soul mother, Serj Tankian is my soul father. #sherlock #shameless #lady gaga #lana del rey #marvel #mcu #muse #sense8 #ahs

[specgram]

“Time changes all things: there is no reason why language should escape this universal law. ”

—Ferdinand de Saussure

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[tyleroakley]

NEW VIDEO: “It’s Time For a Career Change…” - after almost 11 years on YouTube… I decided it might be time to switch things up. Reblog for a follow!

[historyandmemes]

Omg, I love her. Can we be friends?

[mjalti]

I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.

[archaeologysucks]

When I was a very small child, my mom used to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had come in the night and buried treasure. I would be out there happily for hours, with my little sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to herself for the price of a handful of pennies.

I was always kind of skeptical about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because visiting every kid in the world did not seem reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so they were probably real.

So that’s the story of how I ended up being an archaeologist. How about you?

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

[krungle]

I became an archaeologist because I forgot where I buried the bodies.

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

rick riordan off the shits

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

[cephalopodvictorious]

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

[bastillearda2018]

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

[erdsthenerds]

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

[threehourstonevada]

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

[sweeeettay-deactivated20210523]

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

[dynastylnoire]

I’m so ready for sundress season. 

[whenemmafallsinlove]

reblog to save a thigh

[earthlyeaysia]

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

[flametwirler]

Also bandelettes, anti-thigh chafing bands. I love these things.

[beyondthemoor-deactivated201812]

share share share and be confident and comfortable in your dresses/skirts this summer, lovelies! :)    

[yourladyindank]

Gold bond

[dynastylnoire]

The time is nearly upon us

[fronkhaspower]

If ur a mom or an older sibling, you can totally use baby powder, it works just fine, however needs a little refreshment every once in a while

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[frogoboggins]

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[gameraboy]

“A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks

[bogleech]

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

[firesuns-archive]

like obviously i hate buzzfeed and would never work at a place that has such a large hand in destroying serious journalism but i cannot deny that it would be literally the sweetest gig of all time. work in an office with a bunch of other hungover 29 year olds, screenshot posts made by 16 year olds on tumblr who are funnier and smarter than i am and call it an article complete with my own byline, and finish off my day by getting drunk on camera and being paid to do it. that’s the fucking life babey

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[butchwifing]

If you’re trying to figure out if she’s gay, ask her who her favorite member of the Fab 5 is and if she says Antoni, she’s straight.

[butchwifing]

If she says Tan there’s a 90% chance that she likes girls

[fronkhaspower]

[yeehawlw]

now give me a lesbian love simon right now immediately

[quimstick-deactivated20221106]

it’s 5 hours long because neither one of them makes the first move

[joeyisanolive]

Listen

[latenights]

Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent.