28 things that are completely San Francisco
1. You’ve sat back and thought San Francisco is the best city in the world
2. but you walk with caution #wheresthepoop #avoidthepidgeon
3. You love dogs (sometimes more than humans)
5. A nice day on the beach is downright confusing.
6. Most days, hoods up because freezing
because startup
7. You tried to visit twin peaks and karl
8. A visit to the zoo means #googleglass
9. You’ve thought about taking a coding class.
10. Yes to all burritos. breakfast, lunch & dinner
11. Most meals are delivered on demand, in a box, with a side of work
12. Most days (and nights) metrics, clients, day dream about Dolores park and burritos
13. You drink out of mason jars because hipster
14. You've said the following words "Oh I know the BEST sushi place. it's..." and then entered a passive aggressive argument about the best sushi in the bay.
16. It’s totally normal to sit on a ball at work
17. It's also normal to walk into a bar full of women. Yes, you are bilingual in Sarcasm.
18. You’ve found yourself stuck behind 1. a trolley OR 2. a parade and a trolley. OR 3. in an uber, behind a trolley, during a parade, #goodbyemoney
19. You’ve found yourself amongst a crowd of semi-clothed people and thought “wait so, what festival is going on?”
20. All festivals are pretty much the same 1. get drunk 2. hang out on the streets 3. dress up
21. Disposable income is spent on 4 things: rent. actually just rent.
22. Success is leaving your car in SOMA overnight with no broken windows
and only a parking ticket
23. You love overpriced, made to order, liquid nitrogen ice cream
24. Uber is your new weather app. If it's on surge, chances are it's raining. Yes, I'll take an 8 mile ride with a side of surge for $367.
25. You know a Giants game at home equals traffic. 1 mile per hour appx.
26. You see people you know everywhere. Often, you think this city is too small. #7x7
27. You've thought about riding a bike over the golden gate, but you realized you don't want to die
28. Because this city is great, and one day you're going start a company and raise millions.
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