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a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

neonprotagonist

i’m really glad that just about every person who has reblogged this picked up on the gay subtext thank you

bpdkipland

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time

bpdkipland

THIS ONE!!!!

bogfox

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

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Chaotic Good

bpdkipland

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

cozza-frenzy

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

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Here!

Plus some more^^

puddox

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ME ME ME

wetwareproblem

Gangster Popeye, the inventor of this style and artist behind several of these pieces (I’m not sure about all of them, though they appear to be her style) is a Salvadorean trans woman. Her Patreon is here.

sewickedthread

reblogging for artist credit and patreon info

pattern-recognition

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

a-really-bad-decision

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is

yourfavehatespewdiepie

You hate Pewdiepie!

depressionopossum

topmeladies

Don’t call me out like this

rockelope

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

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welcome back mobheads. hope youre ready for the depression party that mp100 s2 will inevitably turn out to be!

please unmute this

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

beccar

Basketball basketball we love basketball

scarletwitch

Ofmmfmgmgmgh

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I’m losing my mind over the new sasuke meme

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we need a disney princess that pegs

tallwife

mulan’s right there

fuiru

“One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as small as they could make it, it couldn’t be made any smaller. So he took the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. ‘See those bubbles,’ he asked. ‘They’re air inside the iPod. Make it smaller.’

“Another story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. ‘Look how slowly it sank,’ he told them. ‘Make it faster.’

“One time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich. When she brought it to him, he looked at it. ‘I thought I ordered the beef on rye,’ he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to his fish tank and dropped it in. ‘Does that look like beef on rye?’

“He was always dropping things in that fish tank. We couldn’t stop him. We told him he had to stop, he wouldn’t listen. It was full of stuff that shouldn’t be in an aquarium.

“The fish had all died years ago. One had been crushed under an early generation iMac. The others were all poisoned. He didn’t care.

“It got to the point where there was no room for anything in the fish tank. When we emptied it after he died, we found a body in there. We never found out who it was.”

bunnyreese12

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Those old “Oh Chuck Norris is so strong he could beat up anyone.” memes from like 2007 are so fucking dumb. Like, I could name off at least 20 or so people that could kick his ass, for example;

Gandalf the Gray

Gandalf the White

Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Night

Benito Mussolini

Blue Meanie

Cowboy Curtis

Jambi the Genie

Robocop

The Terminator

Captain Kirk

Darth Vader

Lo-Pan