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[amandahelmpoetry]

i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me 

[vogelbird]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE

[fairythoughtless-archive]

I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.

[lodeman-deactivated20131217]

no her name means never give up

[accidentallybutch-deactivated20]

NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS  LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!

[tomstoast]

IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.

[eyeslikedust-blog]

Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she

[flying-indigo-people-eater-deac]

I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE

[teacupsandnetflix-deactivated20]

buT GUYS

[catee]

[frostedgoddess]

do you see mom?

[alfjalg]

on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say

[halflingkima]

romeo & juliet

[guruthethird-deactivated2016112]

Fight Club

[the-megs]

The Great Gatsby

[borrowedphrases]

The Bible.

[junkraticate-deactivated2024022]

i remember i was singing a song that requires a boy and a girl and forgot that my window was open so when the part where the guy sang thERE WAS A GUY RIGHT OUT OF MY HOUSE, SITTING ON THE GRASS AND SINGING ALONG WITH ME.

[realmioda-deactivated20140206]

MARRY HIM

[meladoodle]

15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25

[trapezelove]

4 guys from school do the Mean Girls dance.

[orzosalad]

i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh

[relatablesherlock]

When people say "You know that thing you're really obsessed with?"

[2scorchedwings]

“Your husband’s on tv”

[baggnshield]

“that show that made you cry”

[that-stupid-tardis-sound-deacti]

“That show where the main character died”

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

That one with the really hot British actor.

[willisahappygrahamcracker]

“I found that body you hid”

[relatablesherlock]

i was not expecting this

[sherlolly-is-jolly]

You should have.

[essentieel-deactivated20170418]

[yogapractice]

[peach-peonies-deactivated201602]

Follow me to add a touch of turquoise to your dash!

[notime-nolife-deactivated201508]

[middleeast-hoe-blog]

 following back tons!

[helcna]

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

[promesa]