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[adrian | he/him | 20] maker of bakugou angst and general misery. i will not pay for your therapy bill, sorry. ask me for headcanons! also, send me song recs and i will love you until the day i die.

[candleshopmenace]

if you're here, you should probably go to sleep.

heya, i'm adrian!! bakugou katsuki is my hideous son and i love him very much. he is a wretched child. anyways, most of the fics i write are centered around him, and i enjoy putting him through hellish scenarios!! this was supposed to be a fandom blog but it is mostly full of things that i find funny, so I hope that you enjoy!!!

discord username: n1troglycerin_and_paraffin | discord server | twitter | ao3 | ko-fi (i will buy cool lego sets and be very happy) | art account: @nitrosparkzz

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SERVER EVENT: WIPs Game Wednesday

The WIPs game is a game in which a group of people come together to share snippets of their works-in-progress. the way the game is played is that, taking turns, each player suggests a word, and everybody goes through their docs to find a section of text that has that word. for example, if the word were food, I could send:

“Yes, he’s eating, you just have to -” Eraserhead glances over at Katsuki, then sighs. “Todoroki, your food,” he says, and Katsuki reluctantly brings his spoon the rest of the way to his mouth. Looking back at Present Mic, Eraserhead finishes, “You just have to keep reminding him.”

Every Wednesday at 6 PM CDT, we will be playing the WIPs Game in my server, which you can find here! Feel free to join in!

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[kyleehenke]

these are basically turning into my video diaries

[hellsitegenetics]

happy 4th to her

[beemovieerotica]

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

[elodieunderglass]

👍

[mousenoseopera]

The ocean is scary.

[ominous-signs]

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[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[fwippy]

interesting dates on this post

[gigglepuffpixie]

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

[the-haiku-bot]

those aren’t dates, they

are explicitly stated

to be cranberries

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[i-am-a-fish]

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

[saturn-catz]

Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet

[i-am-a-fish]

Apt. C

[lilywumbbg]

His new reveal design is so cute so I drew some stuff

[theunsureartist]

This is a FIRE line in the fanfic I’m reading. It’s “shame is always lurking” by nitroglycerin_and_paraffin (candleshopmenace) ( @candleshopmenace )

As a perfectionist this fic was so relatable but this line stood out to me lol. I feel like I could write a story based just off of this line

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[buqbite]

‎

[buqbite]

‎

[buqbite]

run away

[candleshopmenace]

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[xiiidarkside]

[hammerhome]

manchineel perfec t place for rest under in rain

[i-wear-the-cheese]

shade very Soft and Comfort human sleep soundly put human under Manchineel Tree. Put Human Under Manchineel Tree. no problems ever under mancchineel tree because good Taste and Sweet fruit for tired hungry human. Amanchineel Tree yes a place for a human put human under manchineel tree can trust manchineel for giveing good shelter to human. friend manchineel

[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[tobiasdrake]

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

[the-missing-number]

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

[the-haiku-bot]

food doesn’t actually

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kriosv]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you are not going to believe what they did with Books

[parkchanwoohoo]

"A wall of text" baby that's a curb at best

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the other day I read a compelling point that many instances described as illiteracy would actually be more aptly described as aliteracy, meaning an individual has the ability to read but simply chooses not to. great example here, awesome work.