Time makes us bolder.

Tayler || 22 || Virgo || They/Them ☕

[headboardlights-deactivated2021]

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

[yuccaglauca]

[gahdamnpunk]

A mood.

[anxietyproblem]

[claroquequiza]

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[filmnoirsbian]

Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

[filmnoirsbian]

This Is Love 😍😍

[phantoms-lair]

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

[pitviperofdoom]

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

[pervocracy]

observations from urgent care

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Me

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

[vogels]

hey guys we updated the tumblr app to make your experience more fun

in this update we

- removed the features

- we removed all the features !

[escobarshorty-deactivated201812]

[glumshoe]

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

[shineespring]

[patatesoyankedi-deactivated2026]

[1dietcokeinacan]

The New Trend……..

[gunpla]

which word is more evil, “boner” or “erection”? i need to know for a curse im constructing and it has to have as much chaotic energy as possible

[gunpla]

may your cock forever ache

may your boner always break

thine balls ever quake

thine shaft a horrid snake

[crazyskirtlady]

well now it sounds kinda sexy

[gunpla]

Thanks i am going to kill you in real life

[elasticitymudflap]

[leavemealoneyoufuckingweirdos-d]

[sarkos]

[thaibrator]

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯