call me pretty and nasty

finally got my account back whoo!

[valtsv]

images that would instantly kill your emo past self

[bunjywunjy]

hey what FUCK do you mean "MCR dropped a 6-minute-long new song 31 minutes ago" am I a joke to you

[bunjywunjy]

well shit seems like this sure is a thing that did just happen

KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE

[midnightmarss]

Guess who's back. Back again

It's me finally got access to this account again

[greelin]

“gays can’t drive” speak for yourselves bc brother i am in the thick of it every single day. every day i am driving. and every day i feel rage

[mashallah]

[boopednose]

LIES AND DECEIT

[robotsandfrippary]

A THOUSAND YEARS IN JAIL FOR MOTHER

[butch-of-the-blades]

Jail!!! Jail for mother!!! Jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!

[gomer21xx]

First of all, how dare you!

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.

[disgustinggf]

[ghastly-parody]

[ID: A tweet from Twitter user 'lindsays_aloser' reading; "all vampires are gay. LGBT stands for Let's Go Bite Throats". End ID]

[anxietyproblem]

[thoodleoo]

feeling chaotic, might write a paper to submit to a wildlife biology journal only using information i find in pliny the elder's natural history

[thoodleoo]

why yes, peer reviewers, i DO have a source for my claim that horses in certain lands are impregnated by the winds, thank you very much

[thoodleoo]

it is well known,

[craigslisthorses]

what in tha hell

[tikkety-tok]

[dropitlowbandit]

@fiannabeag

[lesbianshepard]

i support robot fucking but not sexbots which might be a weird stance to take overall but im of the firm belief that u shouldnt be in a relationship w/ a robot if it doesn’t have the ability to dump u. 

[pepoline13]

Cat’s noses

[sunnymeddows]

[lubricates]

this just made my day

[strangeparker]

art imitates life 

[specters]

hi this is so funny to me

[specters]

literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all… 

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[winchestersingerautorepair]

there's a lot happening right here

[adulthoodisokay]

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

[gharibajameel]

It’s always “why did you get in the river” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun

[meltingintomush-deactivated2025]

ahaha oh my god noooo don’t pin my wrists above my head haha i won’t be able to move