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i also wish hideo kojima a very pleasant mcr reunion tour
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i wish the author of my immortal a very pleasant mcr reunion tour
i also wish hideo kojima a very pleasant mcr reunion tour
How do you know they're not one and the same?
Animal rights stuff is all like āpigs are smart and curious and have personalitiesā and bypasses the fact that pigs will eat you without question or hesitation if given the opportunity
Oh yes this
please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world's best Tetris player
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āItās funny,ā I told Flewin.Ā āWe have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. Sheās weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.ā
What Flewin said next I will never forget.
āOh, my!ā
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TL;DR on the article
The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.
The guy heās talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.
They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version sheās playing actually has a different record of 545.
She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.
I remember reading such a good heartfelt and intellectual essay about how Frodo Baggins is basically a perfect protagonist and it was absolutely correct but the one part I vividly remember is that there was a section about how he was put down a lot when the movies came out because he showed weakness and by 2001 toxic masculinity terms thatās inherently homosexual and the essay went on to be like āif going forward despite your pain and struggle because youāre kind at heart is gay, gay people should be proud to have himā and like I know what the real point here was but when I read that I was like cheers Iāll drink to that bro we gay people ARE proud to have Frodo Baggins
I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlieās teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars youāre probably not gonna win. Just like the lottery. Just like how all of the other winners of the tickets bought a shit ton of bars. Except Charlie, who just got lucky. And Charlie was originally black. Literally the whole point of the book was that wonka wanted to give the less fortunate a fair opportunity and it wasnāt fair because the system isnāt fair.
Stop the car.
Charlie was originally black?!?!
!?!!
He was and Mr. Dahl was forced to make him white. Also his widow has spoken and confirmed that as well.
because you shouldnāt believe everything you read on a tumblr post at face value, here is a guardian article confirming that charlie was originally conceived as black but dahl made him white at the behest of his publisher
WHAT
But yeah, coming back to the original point, the other kids, especially Augustus Gloop and Veruca Salt, cheated the system by claiming a ridiculous amount of chocolate bars. News reports mention people hoarding Wonka chocolate bars in hopes of finding the Golden Ticket. Mr Salt even admits that he refitted his staff at a nut-shelling factory for opening chocolate bars, without a doubt losing a huge amount of capital in lost profits and mass bulk-buying of chocolate, just to win. The working-class lady who actually found that ticket didnāt benefit from that luck or labour - she was immediately made to hand it over to her boss for his spoiled daughter, who holds it asĀ āhisā victory and good luck.
Charlie didnāt even find the ticket in his first bar, or his second. His first bar, his birthday present, was a dud, and he even failed to enjoy it like normal because he dared to hope, just for a moment, that he might actually be lucky enough to get the one. Later, he is lucky enough to find a dropped 50p piece in the street, and goes to buy a chocolate bar for himself. Finally holding a treat that is all his, he wolfs the thing down, stopping only long enough to realises that he didnāt get lucky and win a Golden Ticket. Itās only on the third bar that he gets it, and, smelling blood in the water, the shopkeeper tells him to immediately go home and not tell a soul that he has it, knowing what people might do to this small starving boy if they find out what he has.
And Wonka knows! He knows he done goofed! He realises almost immediately that the people who have been attracted to his lottery, who have stacked the decks in their favour, are awful, cruel, entitled people! Augustus Gloop, the glutton, doesnāt care what placed in front of him so long as itās food - and the first obstacle? A room where everything is a kind of sweet. Violetās gum-chewing is excessive, but the modern film adapts this into a more realistic and sinister flaw - overcompetitiveness. Itās not just that sheās been chewing the same piece of gum for months, itās that sheās been chewing the same piece of gum, weeks after its taste is gone, whether it is socially acceptable or not, just to break a record. So when Wonka promises a new treat, a personal favouriteĀ of one of the kids, but says itās not ready yet and you canāt have it, of courseĀ Violet seizes it, because damn the consequences, she willĀ be the first to try it. Veruca is shown a collection of unique animals, and immediately declares that she wants one, because sheās alwaysĀ had the bragging rights and luxury rare items. And when Mr Wonka refuses to sell? She steals it, because dang it, she willĀ have that golden goose/trained squirrel! Mike Teevee, in his hubris, mutilates himself almost beyond recognition because he had to challenge Mr Wonkaās outlandish claim of transmitting physical objects via television. Charlie was the perfect heir, not because he was humble and poor, but because he had the wonder and appreciation for the treats Wonka made but also the sense and caution not to risk messing with the many dangerous things in an active factory. If the lottery was more fair, maybe Charlie would have had more stiff competition, but as it stands, Charlie is almost the poster boy ofĀ āwon by doing nothingā.
Sorry, got sidetracked
TLDR: Apart from Charlie, most of the other kids were entitled rich (white) kids who gamed a system that should have been fair, and were punished for it by revealing to them their greed and hubris
Why am I getting a fucking Wonka origin story with Timothy Chandelier instead of a remake with a black Charlie like Dahl intended
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seeing menās tits will not fix me but by god does it feel like it sometimes. does it make me feel alive
I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.
āNo one wants to workā is a bullshit whistle. Itās a weapon. Itās parallel in kind to ābe grateful you have this job.ā
Work is a business transaction. I donāt want to pay my printers, I would rather use that money on black lipstick and giant boots.
I reduce my black lipstick and giant boot budget to pay my printers anyway because I want their production.
I get over this reasonable discomfort to pay them a reasonable wage because as a fucking grown ass adult I understand you gotta do shit you donāt want to do.
Letās flip the script.
āNo one wants to work.ā Correct. Also, you donāt want to make decisions external to payroll, benefits, and environment that will reduce your direct profit.
Kinda neat how these two things can be linked together with an equal sign. They are the same thing.
Work is a business transaction. You want profit, I want to buy black lipstick and boots.
Stop fucking mythologizing your employees. You arenāt a god giving them divine mercies.
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