Cha-Chomp!

Indie RP blog for Fang from Animal Crossing

[frostywiinters]

Any mutuals out there- like this post for a starter?

This blog has been kinda dead lately, so I wanna bring it back.

[pleatherxvest]

Clicking his tongue against the root of his mouth, the sneering wolf walked past the other with a chuckle ripe with vanity. “Wow, alpha! That was easy, wasn’t it? Aw– I just love obedient pets; don’t you?”

[frostywiinters]

“Yes, I do as well.” Followed by a brief sigh, closing the door behind Kyle soon after. This might have seemed like a bad idea, but the old wolf was in no mood for an argument.

[pleatherxvest]

“–Aaaand that’ll never happen, alpha! Good job on wasting not only your years of living, but also your breath! But now that you being adorably pathetic is out of the way; mind if I come in?”

[frostywiinters]

“I don’t see what’s stopping y o u. If I said no, you would find a way regardless. So by all means, do come in.”

[pleatherxvest]

“Oh Fangy-wangy– always trying to be clever, but never really hitting that mark of sarcasm! Do you want some lelssons, alpha? I’m pretty sure with all that money it would be no problem for me, the teacher, to help you– the j u n i o r.”

[frostywiinters]

“I just might be so inclined if it would get you stop knocking on my door, cha-chomp. Especially when I’m in the middle of such a great book.”

[frostywiinters]

pleatherxvest

“How did I know it was going to be you at the door, cha-chomp. One could start assuming you’d want to move in here at this rate.”

[frostywiinters]

Any mutuals out there- like this post for a starter?

This blog has been kinda dead lately, so I wanna bring it back.

[rxdbxr-deactivated20150612]

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     “Well I actually did a petition related to that. The villagers signed for it so I can sign my soul to the devil.”

[frostywiinters]

“... And why, I’m so daring to ask?”

[rxdbxr-deactivated20150612]

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Well shit.

     “Sarcasm’s not in my book gramps.”

[frostywiinters]

“You might have well signed your soul off to the devil, because that’s what you practically did, cha-chomp.”

[ruggedsnarls-blog1]

“Y’really want some this late? Listen,” he speaks, placing a paw on the other’s shoulder and giving them a firm, yet small shake. “I only drink coffee this late ‘cuz my dreams fuckin’ suck, snarrrl. Drink some fuckin’ beer if y’value your sanity in the mornin’. Why else do ya think I never come out during the mornin”? I’m too busy bein’ dead ‘til five o’clock.”:

[frostywiinters]

A small sigh, followed by a hint of embarrassment. “I suppose I’ll go for a beer, then.” Despite him being more accustomed to wine. He’s willing to comply, seeing as this is really his only option to go for.

[rxdbxr-deactivated20150612]

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Sigh, what has this poor unfortunate soul got into…

     “Ah fuck off gramps, I’m still blaming you.”

[frostywiinters]

A laugh.

It almost echoed through the whole town. A laugh filled with sick, twisted pleasure.

“Blaming me? And here I thought you would have picked up on my sarcasm by now, cha-chomp! It looks like I still got it even when I don’t try! It’s laughable how naive you are!”

[ruggedsnarls-blog1]

“Enjoy myself,” Wolfgang brings himself to reply, his legs spread and his arms spiraled out on the cushions of the couch. He didn’t notice the other’s weary attitude in his walls, but he wouldn’t care regardless. He never cared. “Take a load off, dumbass. This ain’t some fuckin’ business meetin’. This is my home, ‘n the only thing we got here is cable, coffee, beer, ‘n yours truly, snarrrl.”

[frostywiinters]

“Ah, I suppose I’m so used to stern composure.” And with that, he slouches back. Or at least- attempts so. “I’ve never drank much coffee in my life, would you mind if I had a cup?” He replied, feet now on the broken table in front of him.

[rxdbxr-deactivated20150612]

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     “It’s not my fault that you made me do so.”

[frostywiinters]

“Oh? So you’re admitting you have an attraction towards me? My oh my, this is certainly a groundbreaking discovery.”

[rxdbxr-deactivated20150612]

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      “Coming out from a grandpa that wanted to flirt with me like you does not impress me.”

[frostywiinters]

“It’s not my fault that you’re so attracted to me.”

[ruggedsnarls-blog1]

:”Obviously,” retorted the elder, plopping into his tattered sofa and scattering dust about. Propping his feet up on a cracked dining table, Wolfgang took a carton of Chinese take-out in his paw and gave a complacent sigh. “I’m a fuckin’ housemaid up in this bitch, snarrrl. Ain’t no dust ‘round fer miles.”

[frostywiinters]

Fang reluctantly takes a seat next to the other, legs crossed ever so pretentiously. “Not a spec of dust in sight.” He replied with little effort. In truth, Wolfgang’s house made Fang extremely uncomfortable, but he was able to endure it. “Really- what do you do cooped up in here?”

[frostywiinters]

“Probably another restraining order from a poor unfortunate soul, cha-chomp.”

[ruggedsnarls-blog1]

“Good boy,” dryly responded Wolfgang, stepping aside to let the other have a path to his home. As expected, broken furniture still cluttered the floor and the rank odor of smoke still remained.

“Get in, snarrrl. I ain’t got all day t’wait for y’slow ass to bitch my ear way ‘n make me sigh.”

[frostywiinters]

A quiet ‘hmph’ escaped his lips as he trotted his way in. “I see you've done some cleaning since I last visited.” He couldn’t help but let a common like that escape, seeing as Wolfgang’s residence was still a complete disaster.

[nxgiyose-deactivated20160112]

“Well of course, friend. How could one not respect the hard work one puts in their health and figure? Oh, before I forget my name is Natsume. I’ve been slacking on my introductions as of late…”

[frostywiinters]

“Introduction or not, it doesn't matter to me. The name’s Fang, though. 

I imagine this is the part where I say “a pleasure to meet you” and all that other crap, cha-chomp.”