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this is so specific who hurt this person

I laughed so hard at this that I cried, saved it to my phone, went back and read it AGAIN then looked at the OP and it turns out I had sex with them

joshpeck

wizardofgaysex

Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

gothicprep

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

juuliaroberts

Looking at yourself in the Target check out camera

y2kaestheticinstitute

Björk’s vintage t-shirts have been restocked with never before seen clear shots of the designs made by Me Company. Thanks @sixteenmilecreek for the submission!

astrocyte-deactivated20171202

when you have anxiety so you think about every possible thing that can go wrong in a situation and something goes wrong

iicarys

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

dredsina

sapphocraft

“You dirty bitch! Look what you’ve done to my peonies!”

shiftybat

puvies-blog

i wanna suck his dick so bad and i feel like he the type of nigga that’ll let another nigga suck him right quick if he off that brown liquor you feel me and he luv the fags. and he half mexican so that dick prolly beautiful and brown and bout 10 shades darker than the rest of his body. it’s 330 in the morning and i’ve just really been in my feelings and missing sucking on brown and black dick. they just look so appetizing. i’m so tired of sucking on this white nigga’s pale member. naw you know what i’m not tired of sucking his dick it’s just like why it gotta be a white dick? like i know he white but im tired of looking at his white dick. maybe i can give it a nice tan. shine a flashlight on it while he sleep.