dead

confused!

[joshpeck]

this is so specific who hurt this person

[creekwitchl]

I laughed so hard at this that I cried, saved it to my phone, went back and read it AGAIN then looked at the OP and it turns out I had sex with them

[joshpeck]

[wizardofgaysex]

Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[juuliaroberts]

Looking at yourself in the Target check out camera

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

Björk’s vintage t-shirts have been restocked with never before seen clear shots of the designs made by Me Company. Thanks @sixteenmilecreek for the submission!

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

when you have anxiety so you think about every possible thing that can go wrong in a situation and something goes wrong

[iicarys]

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

[dredsina]

[sapphocraft]

“You dirty bitch! Look what you’ve done to my peonies!”

[shiftybat]

[puvies-blog]

i wanna suck his dick so bad and i feel like he the type of nigga that’ll let another nigga suck him right quick if he off that brown liquor you feel me and he luv the fags. and he half mexican so that dick prolly beautiful and brown and bout 10 shades darker than the rest of his body. it’s 330 in the morning and i’ve just really been in my feelings and missing sucking on brown and black dick. they just look so appetizing. i’m so tired of sucking on this white nigga’s pale member. naw you know what i’m not tired of sucking his dick it’s just like why it gotta be a white dick? like i know he white but im tired of looking at his white dick. maybe i can give it a nice tan. shine a flashlight on it while he sleep.

[frankoceanvevo]

[capacity]

This is my absolute favorite train of thought

[luvzsick]

[mangodebango]

Heart-shaped Jacuzzi Hot Tub, Pocono Palace Resort Echo Lake, Marshalls Creek, Pennsylvania, LIFE Magazine, 1969.

[alienpapacy]

me: *has a puny human emotion*

blue whale: you are like a little baby. feel this

blue whale: *telepathically shares it’s emotions with me and I fucking explode*

[meanplastic]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[mynameissemi]

[blog-anglophonic]

[coolfatcat]

nothing ever fucked me up as much as this gif