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so im standing there, las plagas on my tiddies, getting flagged by staff f × 30

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[museumticket]

me on an average day: i need a treat

me on a bad day: i need a deluxe treat

[subaru-copilot]

[infectiouspiss]

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

[cybermanes]

I think she’s using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Keep salting the wound I'm close

[shadowseductress]

sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying

[wizardpotions]

yes babe your final form is so horrifying and uninterpretable by mortal eyes <3

[cihuiwugao]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[sydnasty2]

As above (mental issues)

So below (insane pussy)

[artsietal]

Silent Hill f ⛩️🌺

[redcorset]

I love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure I’m safe

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[twerklina]