yikes

[sexhaver]

really wish we could send images back in time because i would love to know what someone from 2018 would make of this

[mxnrique]

[sculptureoflimitations-deactiva]

TV History

[circlesandtriangles]

“Excuse me, I’m on the phone.”

[brucebocchi]

[pissvortex]

[powerjock]

turning off your cell phone isn’t going to do what you want it to do

law enforcement can analyze your metadata, locate that disruption in your patterns, and use that to prosecute you later, if they choose. if you go out, if you protest, if you and others engage in disruptive events, consider leaving your phone at home and on, or with someone you trust to continue engaging in your patterns (texting, using social media, etc.) as another necessary step in covering your tracks and protecting yourself in the future.

if you have to communicate in the field, use prepaid, disposable phones that are not connected to you or people you know, or two-way radio. strictly speaking, though, its best not to communicate in any way other than directly while in the field. set up meet times and locations and organize movement directly.

in our times of big data, removing all evidence of involvement includes the creation of data. stay safe yall

[gothicprep]

this is a sadder and shorter story than the hemingway thing abt baby shoes

[swooood-dooooood]

[unclefather]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

[kargathbladefist-deactivated202]

me when i open my mcdonalds bag

[cowboy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[deejay]

[imanes]

currently playing in my head on repeat: doja cat reciting the box by roddy ricch like a shakespearean play while playing that shire theme song from the lord of the ring soundtrack in the background and wearing a chainmail hood and a prop sword, in particular that one bit where she says “CRUISE the city in a byoo-in a fuck - in a bulletproof cadillac…”

[pangur-and-grim]

so I bought this extremely slippery bed set bc I want my thug rabbit to stop jumping on my vulnerable sleeping body. it arrived today and literally looks like taped-together garbage bags

time will tell whether it serves its function

[pangur-and-grim]

alright at this point Chiefcake’s just rubbing it in

[pangur-and-grim]

I go to sleep with a rabbit in my bed, I wake up with a rabbit in my bed.

fuck it, rabbit in bed.

[redrola]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

[matissethecatto]

haute couture

[bundibird]

They’re the same picture

[viir-tanadhal]

Hmm……

[imgonnasayitnow]

@mvmvmvm

[iamdangerace]

It’s in the eyes.

[bout2headout]

[the-tree-line]

my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

[unyanizedcatboys]

My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species

[the-tree-line]

so this IS peak performance

[nirtonic]

TIME FOR CRAB