[gaymolegaming]

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

[shadowblade8192]

yeah

[seelcudoom]

yeah

[alivehouse]

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

[allegedly-human]

This argument doesn't work because we should do Vatican speedruns

[roycohn]

we need to have a conversation about how the "everyone is 12" theory of politics now doesn't only apply to conservative men who want to kick the bad guys' asses and then go home and eat a steak their bangmommy made just for them (NO VEGGIES!!!) but also to adult women who are literally afraid of other people having sex and being sexy. it's like there's been this massive regression among women in their 20s where we've gotten rid of feminism and replaced it with a new form of purity politics that requires never saying anything bad about another women unless you find a new and creative way to call her a whore. the misuse of "she caters to the male gaze" as a new form of enlightened slut shaming, labeling any woman who wears a short skirt or has sex with a man as "not a girls' girl" and "a pick me," the intense overreaction to celebrity affairs or even just shit like the summer house mess where a woman is now dating another woman's ex even though there was no overlap and the "relationship" was just kind of a situationship that fizzled but now these little girls are online demanding both people involved in the new relationship lose their jobs and not get any brand deals, the panic over mildly sexual content in literally any capacity like ads or an instagram post in a crop top, the compulsion to link everything back to the epstein files, the monthly meltdown over sex scenes on tv and in movies. everyone is 12 and AFRAID of sabrina carpenter.

[roycohn]

a helpful guide

[frozen--roses]

Had to get my nails done for my friends wedding and while I enjoy the asmr I now literally have at my fingertips, this shit makes things very difficult

[captain-price-returns]

It’s funny to think that scalpers believe that they deserve to live.

[iridescentmyths]

Huntrix being sent back in time, sunlight sisters immediately square up seeing Rumi with patterns and Huntrix are begging them to listen and that they’re from the future. It doesn’t work but they’re stopped by miyeong who tells the other two “can’t you see who she is?? This is definitely Celine’s daughter” and Rumi’s too shocked to even correct her

Celine’s like so offended but she can’t deny that the girl speaks like her and has her exact mannerism and she does know a lot about her

[iridescentmyths]

Celine would be like “I would NEVER let a man get me pregnant are you insane” and miyeongs like “she says that one word you always say when you think we aren’t listening”

Celine: having the same mannerism isn’t proof of anything

Miyeong: she has that one weird ass braid only you find cool I have never seen anyone like this hairstyle

Celine: you have a braid!!

Miyeong: a normal one!

Rumi realizing her hair poof thing is just a quirky hairstyle Celine likes and not at all something related to her mom

Third sister: she has a sword like you

Celine: that’s irrelevant and has no basis whatsoever

Third sister: okay true but she’s also giving off pathetic loser girl energy which is exactly what you are so counter that

Celine: I’m not a loser-

Miyeong: don’t.. don’t argue with that

[the-electrons-are-angry]

#Zoey is updating her sunlight sister fic in real time#the absolute frustration Celine would feel at the implicating at her having a demon child and the other two are just gaslighting her into#while rumis mommy issues are doing cartwheels listening to HER MOM say she’s Celine’s#rumi watching them argue about that she’s Celine’s child and sadly thinking ‘god I wish it were true’ but she can’t correct them#everyone seeing her as Celine’s daughter makes her feel warm for some reason#Zoey is testing the honmoon’s patience by providing the most vague information to mess with them via iridescentmyths

[bloodraven55]

ukyo finding out ranma can swap genders and just immediately being giddily excited about it and having fun flipping ranma back and forth like a light switch is so funny

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[redstonedust]

gender affirming care is great but they should invent juice that makes you taller. what do i do if my my transition goal is slenderman. will i ever be satisfied.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I endorse this post!

[queenofghost]

Incorrect K-pop demon hunters quotes part 27

More incorrect quotes

[toriel-2]

there ARE nsfw blogs. there are workarounds. you dont have to reblog "fuck your mutual from behind friday" to your main. though i guess i can't stop you

[bothersomereader]

...so you telling me I'm NOT supposed to fuck my mutual from behind on Friday?

[xxlet]

Happy fuck your mutual from behind friday

[terraswallows]

"Give me a sign" The sign in question.

[villainessbian]

*he queeres* place on *he in*erne*

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[boopednose]

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

[gribbletheturtle]

under my benevolent dictatorship everyone will go for a mandatory week long stay at a haunted house where they will be legally required to have a homoerotic relationship with one of their fellow housemates and also slowly go insane

[frozen--roses]

I was asked to schedule a hot shipment that needed to be delivered today and no later. This shipment was 3x the amount it would normally be

And now the driver is at the location to deliver- ON THE DAY THEY ASKED - and they have no record of placing the order so they won’t accept the delivery