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*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

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hey what the fuck

lord-kitschener

Stop being afraid to live deliciously

c-bassmeow

theholleywoodsigns

Penis is an ugly word too

atlas-prime

Créme de la cock

theholleywoodsigns

Thin fuckin ice

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Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

ask-bot

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

welcomedhappiness

That you cannot fax money to someone.

kurumawer

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

jungle-plastic

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

asoulgonesince2002

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

pizzaalle

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

lady-averie

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

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me: *embarrasses self in public* me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

deerwife

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

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i have been feeling really great recently !!!

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april fools im dead inside

meaningsofthestars

Me w ppl I don’t have a crush on: babe, baby, hun, dear, love, light of my life Me w ppl I have a crush on: pleased to make your acquaintance good sir, my good colleague.