*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

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Not today Justin
styofa doing anything
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Sade Olutola
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Mike Driver
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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@frozenlake
*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*
Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live
hey what the fuck
Stop being afraid to live deliciously
Penis is an ugly word too
Créme de la cock
Thin fuckin ice
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?
That you cannot fax money to someone.
Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…
I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.
When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.
My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.
That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.
I like that this just turned into stories about faxing
me: *embarrasses self in public* me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…
My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly
i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist
i have been feeling really great recently !!!
april fools im dead inside
Me w ppl I don’t have a crush on: babe, baby, hun, dear, love, light of my life Me w ppl I have a crush on: pleased to make your acquaintance good sir, my good colleague.
nothing is real anymore
hang in there buddy.
He?
Me: “I want to lose a few pounds"
Also me:
SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY
This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
so you gonna push me or nah?