Fruit Lupin

Maddie |-/ She/Her I think there's a flaw in my code

[silkyjk]

Best Friend and When You Walk Away Links

When You Walk Away- a groovy ass song

Best Friend- a cute whole ass Ashton song

enjoy !!!

[dimplelashton]

Lie To Me // 5 Seconds of Summer

[fruit-lupin]

I would just like to say that I think 2013 me could see the future when she created this tumblr username...

[heavensghost]

me? Choosing the self destructive path instead of doing the right thing ??? U kno it

[id-888]

*is stressed and sad* *makes a purchase* *is ok for 9 hours maybe*

[sassafranski]

that awkward moment between birth and death

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

crying session at my house tonight at 8 pull up

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

the saddest sight in the world is a married couple at a musical and the wife is super excited and happy and the husband looks like he was dragged along and he’s making a big deal about how much he doesn’t want to be there and the wife gets embarrassed or ashamed. this isn’t a funny post, it’s actually heartbreaking and i see it happen at like every other musical i attend.

[pencilbent]

Yeah, as an usher what makes me sad is when I see wives clearly dressed in their Sunday best, beaming and buying merch and smiling at me as I hand them a program, toting some guy dressed in jeans and a sweatshirt who declines a program. And that’s at least a quarter of the couples who come in or more. Like come on man, she really loves this stuff, can’t you try to enjoy it for her at least?

[mademoiselleenjolras]

About as bad as when you see a big-eyed kid who looks like this is the greatest day of their life, all excited to see this show, and their parent/grandparent/aunt/Cousin/Friend/whoever they convinced to take them keeps making fun of them and saying how dumb or ridiculous they’re being. For Gods sake, this is a person you care about and this is a thing that means a lot to them. Smile, get off your phone, and be happy for them.

[ameliashepherdlovebot]

me? projecting my entire identity onto fictional characters and forming unhealthy attachments to them? it’s more likely than you think.

[sulidaesy-deactivated20190123]

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

[northisnotup]

THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted

[relevantlyrambling]

I swear if this isn’t floating around on the internet I’m gonna cry

[cyanideending]

Oh buddy IT’S ABOUT TO BE. I am like, 98% sure this was my high school’s production and I’ve got photos and video clips like craaaazy…

Here are some fun additions… the Mechanicals were also based on the characters of The Breakfast Club (here I am below, eating an actual Captain Crunch and Pixie Stix sandwich on stage.)

…and the one on the longboard was actually our Puck - he rode it through the whole play in the background. Please note his “Forest Cafe” shirt… which we also had logos for on the cups.

…and we had both a flash mob at the end AND an interlude where myself and one of the other Fairies danced to “Sexy and I Know It” while we were cleaning up the tables at the cafe.

I will post more of this later. I have a DVD at my house and will endure cringing at myself to bring you some quality clips… there’s probably one of K eating the burrito before the start of the play, too.

@hullaballoons Here is more Ktown Lore for you 

@cupcakelirry 

[cyanideending]

Here ya go kids… all 2h20m. if you make it through the whole thing once, that’s probably more times than any of the cast watched this DVD. You can probably see why. Tbh if you watch this, I am sorry in advance.

Important notes:

- Chipotle burrito makes a cameo about 30 min in,

- the end has a flash mob and a “commercial” for the Forest Cafe, 

- unfortunately, the lunch scene where all the mechanicals whistle like the Breakfast Club got mostly cut for some reason?

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@vampireapologist in case you have any interest in reliving this… at the very least you can prove to any doubters that there was, in fact, a Chipotle burrito onstage.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I cannot even fully conceptualize, much less put into words, how wild this chain of events has been.

I have dozens of posts going around that have broken 50,000 notes, and plenty that have broken 100,000.

On every single one of these posts, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of comments and tags calling me a liar and the story fake, but none so much as this post.

This post was my most doubted of all.

And you came in………

with a Two and a Half Hour Long video.

I’ll never forget this.

We have a bond forged in fire and spirit now.

[chonce]

does anyone else’s mom or dad just watch murder/crime shows all the time or is it just mine

[unichrome]

Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

[cowgirlofficial]

always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag

[kookerus-speaks-deactivated2016]

thats illegal, you dumb fuck “always have a gun in case you see a brown person” why is my sentence any worse?

[ebon-flow]

Because one’s a person, and one’s a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

I am currently in love with this video.

[d0esntmakesense]

love this new disney movie

[ganjflavoredcleats-deactivated2]

^^^^^^^^^

[molothoo]

What that dog know about the blues 😂😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Ok but how does the puppy like… know, you know? How do they know???

[keegansjordan]

[sidneyscrosbys]

I feel so sorry for my followers because when I’m not online my blog is DEAD no queue no nothing but when I’m online you’d better be ready for an avalanche of posts within .5 seconds of each other POST POST POST POST POST POST