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anni. 29. she/her. Main blog for galexpodium (formula 1) millportisntreal (aftg) and desertgirlfig (d20/naddpod/taz) !! realist with a penchant for optimism.

[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[deathgripsforcutie]

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

[dailycatsblog]

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[harboretum]

Like clockwork

[harboretum]

For reference

[ma-che-noia]

[cranberrylimes]

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

[desaturate-worlds]

this on the bedspread

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

This as every wallpaper

[cranberrylimes]

Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[sour-charity]

peer reviewed

[millportisntreal]

I love you moots I love you artists I love you writers I love you commenters I love you lurkers

[shanetopsilya]

2026 Shane Tops Ilya Fest

This is a silly, low-stakes writing/art exchange fest to celebrate what we love most about fanfiction; the ability to put our characters in positions (Shane on Top) they wouldn’t normally be in!

CLAIMING OPENS THIS SATURDAY!

🖤PROMPTS HERE🖤

[yourinsomnea]

y'all go check out the prompts they are SO JUICY

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[being-of-rain]

If you think about it, Back to the Future is the anti-Oedipus Rex. Marty tries to save his father's life, then goes to great lengths not to fuck his mother.

[airprime7]

[gloomydude-deactivated20150419]

[fionnas-fat-ass]

It doesn’t end there:

[funimationentertainment]

another addition

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god

[womanguy]

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[figofswords]

yeah turtlenecks are sexy too bad they’re also one of the worst sensory experiences fashion has ever developed

[figofswords]

me wearing a turtleneck and fighting back nausea at the sensation: haha aren’t i hot *gags* anyone want to admit they have a crush on me

[figofswords]

same thing with chokers. look how attractive and cool and punk i look now if you’ll excuse me i need to go take this off right now or i am going to throw up