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anni. 29. she/her. Main blog for millportisntreal (aftg and formula 1) and desertgirlfig (d20/naddpod/taz) !! realist with a penchant for optimism.

[dailycatsblog]

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[harboretum]

Like clockwork

[harboretum]

For reference

[ma-che-noia]

[cranberrylimes]

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

[desaturate-worlds]

this on the bedspread

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

This as every wallpaper

[cranberrylimes]

Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[sour-charity]

peer reviewed

[millportisntreal]

I love you moots I love you artists I love you writers I love you commenters I love you lurkers

[shanetopsilya]

2026 Shane Tops Ilya Fest

This is a silly, low-stakes writing/art exchange fest to celebrate what we love most about fanfiction; the ability to put our characters in positions (Shane on Top) they wouldn’t normally be in!

CLAIMING OPENS THIS SATURDAY!

🖤PROMPTS HERE🖤

[yourinsomnea]

y'all go check out the prompts they are SO JUICY

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[being-of-rain]

If you think about it, Back to the Future is the anti-Oedipus Rex. Marty tries to save his father's life, then goes to great lengths not to fuck his mother.

[airprime7]

[gloomydude-deactivated20150419]

[son-of-rap-bear]

It doesn’t end there:

[funimationentertainment]

another addition

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god

[womanguy]

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[figofswords]

yeah turtlenecks are sexy too bad they’re also one of the worst sensory experiences fashion has ever developed

[figofswords]

me wearing a turtleneck and fighting back nausea at the sensation: haha aren’t i hot *gags* anyone want to admit they have a crush on me

[figofswords]

same thing with chokers. look how attractive and cool and punk i look now if you’ll excuse me i need to go take this off right now or i am going to throw up

[poki-art]

I painted very round birbs

[cityrun]

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

[faerealcriminal]

Right it’s hard to get bad endings, I WOULD NEVER NOT DO EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT !!

[faerealcriminal]

WHAT- WHAT GAME ??? Would require you to be racist for the endings ? D:

[princessparadoxical]

Disco Elysium. You’re not required (or encouraged) to be racist but it’s a role-playing game with virtually endless dialogue trees, some of which allow you to be an absolute asshole to NPCs. It’s also the prettiest, cleverest and funniest game of all time.

You can also die from sitting in an uncomfortable chair.