u deserve better

a Chemistry Idiot living out loud (also i write)

[gothicprep]

[boxofpigeons]

Please respond with your FIRST associated meaning of the following acronyms (they do not all belong to the same category)

WOW

TFA

MLM

WWW

PWP

OSU

DP

[parakeet]

New Years is a time to reflect on all the BIRDS we’ve seen this year, and to look forward to all the BIRDS we’ll see in the year to come

[fruitfish]

2024 resolutions

-travel somewhere cool

-go hiking and camping more

-get a cat

-conquer my driving in the rain phobia

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[snowywarmthkuya]

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

[snowywarmthkuya]

wait.

[telltaletypist]

you're just jealous bc the spotlight is shining on my cell in the panopticon

[official-kircheis]

Instagram influencers be like

[valtsv]

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

momence of free will from mr collins that changed the course of lgbtq history

[useless-swedenfacts]

my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina

in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag

but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:

“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????

“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language 

[useless-swedenfacts]

its funny that people are calling this the gay fanfiction dilemma bc thats literally why i made this post. i was writing a gay fanfic. 

[the2headedcalf-archive]

we've all gone through friendless periods in our lives. don't fall into the trap of thinking there's something intrinsically wrong with you - that is a) untrue and b) a belief that will make your isolation grow and cause feelings of worthlessness that will prevent you from accepting people into your life because you feel like you're not deserving of their friendship

[firefox-official]

suck me good and hard through my jorts

i think youre going to be okay

[fruitfish]

yall ever write a chapter that’s simply just bad

[shittymoviedetails]

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

[dunsalien]

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

[fruitfish]

i finished act 1 of my silly little book :)

[angel-derangement]

so sad the hear about Jared and Jensen... I thought alphas and omegas mated for life?

[raindogs-deactivated20230528]

self undiagnosing there's nothing wrong with me