Fruit Roll @fruitrollup56 - Tumblr Blog

Howdy, folks.

Finally making an intro post.

I’m FruitRollUp56, Fruit Roll, Fruit, or Nihilego. Big fan of Pokémon, One Piece, Soul Eater, Naruto, Hatsune Miku Colorful Stage, and Yo-Kai Watch.

Birthday 12/30, any pronouns. Pansexual and asexual.

Favorite color is green. Either neon or army, not sure between the two.

Favorite characters are Agent X (Yo-Kai Watch 3), Ghetsis (Pokémon), and Caesar Clown (One Piece). I’m Agent X’s self-proclaimed number one fan. I love seeing content of him so if I’m tagged in it that would be cool. I am also an Agent X selfshipper and my sona’s name is Fruit. I may post about them some on here.

As my bio suggests, I like fictional old men and ranch dressing. Ranch has my whole heart and occasionally the old men do.

Here’s a link to my extended oc lore if you’re curious and want to learn about them.

My alts are @fruitrollwriting (my writing blog) and @worldsweightshipping (my oc x cc blog)

#intro post #introduction

Awww my baby he’s so cute I love my baby awwww

#yokai watch #ykw #yo kai watch #yo-kai watch #agent x #agent x yokai watch #art #physical art

solobodor

SHHE MUST SCREam,

i love shhimmer so much... now i must shuffer the grind...

Watching the newest Wublin Spacecraft update by Stagly MSM and realizing that the person I used to talk to about how cool it was (who did not care) I’m not friends with anymore so I can appreciate how sick it is on my own. I feel like more people should realize that sometimes cutting off people so you can enjoy the things you like is important and good for you.

If you’re wondering about Wublin Spacecraft, I’ll link it below the cut.

#msm #my singing monsters #wublin #wublin spacecraft #toxic friend #wublin spacecraft I love you you are iconic and always will be #friendship advice

pukicho

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

pukicho

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

pukicho

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

pukicho

You will die in 7 days

hokuto-ju-no-ken

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

kolbye

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

raevenlywrites

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

emilufever

Soccer rizz

fruitrollup56

@hsauwhwkwka

hsauwhwkwka

how it feels shipping myself AND space kicker with karate Joe

hsauwhwkwka

Meow

#THIS GOES CRAZY LMAO #GO ON LITTLE FREAK #LICK THOSE MEN

ojibwa

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

ojibwa

this is it. this is the photo of all time

SNUG

Comfy even

how it feels shipping myself AND space kicker with karate Joe

#now draw her licking space kicker

thoodleoo

been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before

thoodleoo

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes