chaos

furby and worm on a string enthusiast, minecraft lover and anime fan. I’m a whole ass mess. :)    (Furby insta is @fruity_furbs)

[romenomi]

A little redraw of that doodle from Cosmog’s reference sheet.

[fitness01993]

Things they don’t tell you about top surgery

- Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (don’t be afraid to ask)

- Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. You’re going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks

- Make your bed into a pillow chair, body pillow, two on each side, and two for your head. 

- Sleep alone. I tried to sleep with my girlfriend and it was miserable. You really do need the entire bed for yourself

- Go on Groupon, & get yourself a 10 foot lightning cable iPhone charger, BEST THING EVER, can reach from wherever you are

- Don’t take a week off from work, take two. You will regret the one week, and love the extra time

- When they say “don’t move too much, even after the first week”. LISTEN. I moved way too much and got so sore super quickly. 

- Drink lots of water & eat if your taking the pain medication, otherwise your stomach feels super funky.

- Get stool softeners, & don’t be afraid to take those babies. Don’t wait a week to poop. you’ll surely regret it. 

- The drains are scary & they may hurt while draining or rewrapping your dressings, but once they come out, the second they do, its no more pain, its crazy. 

i hope this helps someone, because i wish i knew all of this when i was having mine a month ago. Looking back its like everyone forgets all the real negatives, its a great experience, & i healed very well & quick compared to most, but the first few days are crazy. They hurt, suck but it gets better. 

[fitness01993]

To the few guys I know having surgery this week!

[sabertoothwalrus]

-the headache you get a couple days after the surgery because the anesthesia is leaving your body hurts 200 times more than the surgery itself. And even that isn’t too bad.

-after a week or, you ITCH. It’s awful. Try not to touch your stitches too much. An ice pack will help.

[the-jingler-deactivated20190219]

Here is a guide from a hospital’s website on how to take care of your stitches

[boy-milf-supreme]

keeping this for when i get my surgery eventually

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

Tips!!!

[turtle-steverogers]

pinning this cuz i have tøp surgery in a couple months

[g-4f-te4-zv6-r-g0-e1il-h-eg-jf2]

minceraft.

[mc-fucking-icons]

Monster Prom icons  ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ ♥

F2U no credits required! Enjoy! ✿

[lees-icons]

Monster Prom | Icons

- like or reblog if you save or use, you don’t need to credit

[skippitydippity]

happy halloween and happy birthday to the best jerma video

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

do they smoke weed?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Yes, actually.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

[gccgrimm-deactivated20160818]

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

[madamekagamine]

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

[19leahjade96]

Well that escalated quickly……

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

[jackaxed]

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

[anemonequeen-moved]

this dude playin omg 

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2015

[fruity-furbs]

god its this post...

[colormeblind]

Day 7: Haunted

[lestat-rat]

Peppercorn wanted to go to school today!!!

He said I’m ready to learn!!

Even his brother Lambchop was exited

But I didn’t have the heart to tell them there was no school right now.

Clothes were made by @mapoptart , she’s the best!!!!

[moyashi-crossing]

NEW HORIZONS CUSTOM DESIGN MASTERLIST

last update: 06/01/2020

ANIME CHARACTER CLOTHING

BEASTARS ‘Cherryton uniform’

Dorohedoro ‘Caiman’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Caesar Zeppeli’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Diavolo’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Diego Brando’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘DIO’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Enrico Pucci’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Foo Fighters’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Giorno Giovanna’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Giorno Giovanna (anime colors)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Guido Mista’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Gyro Zeppeli’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Hot Pants’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Jolyne Cujoh’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Jolyne Cujoh (jacket ver.)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Jolyne Cujoh (Fly High with Gucci)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Johnny Joestar’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Johnny Joestar (pastel ver.)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Josefumi Kujo’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Joseph Joestar’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Josuke Higashikata’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Josuke Higashikata (alt)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Josuke Higashikata (tank top only)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Josuke Higashikata (pastel ver.)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Josuke Higashikata (P8/Gappy)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Jotaro Kujo (P3)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Jotaro Kujo (P3, anime colors)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Jotaro Kujo (P4)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Jotaro Kujo (P6)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Kakyoin Noriaki’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Koichi Hirose’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Kira Yoshikage’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Kira Yoshikage (Kosaku ver.)’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Leone Abbachio’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Mountain Tim’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Narancia Ghirga’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Narciso Anasui’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Okuyasu Nijimura’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Pannacotta Fugo’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Rohan Kishibe’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Trish Una’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Vinegar Doppio’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Yasuho Hirose’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Yukako Yamagishi’

Mononoke ‘Medicine Seller/Kusuriuri’

OTHER CLOTHING

‘Color Block Hoodie’

TOWN FLAGS AND DISPLAYS

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Giorno Logo’

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ‘Morioh Logo’

[tarotfurbyandchill]

Megalist of Unique Furby Names

Naming a Furby is one of the best parts of owning one. By naming your new friend, you are officially adopting them into your family, making them your own. But naming can also be one of the most difficult parts, especially when you just can’t find a name that fits. I mean, furbies aren’t exactly human. Sometimes your “Sarahs” and “Johns” just don’t work on your new pal. Wouldn’t it be nice, then, if there was someone crazy enough in Furblr to organize 900+ unique names for your convenience?

You already know where this is going.

Below the cut are over one thousand Furby names, organized by category (listed below). I wanted to make the names as different and individual as possible, so instead of only researching “normal” names that could easily be pulled from a baby book, I tried to branch out a bit into stranger categories like Scooby Doo villains. This resulted in some interesting (and stupid) names – you’ve got pretty ones, like Mulberry, and shitpost-y ones, like Cackling Skeleton. You could casually browse the names, or, if you’re on an internet browser, Ctrl+F the category you’re most interested in to be instantly taken to it. Enjoy!

A big thank you to anyone who has helped me out with this last over the past few weeks!

** If you reblog this, put your favorite name in the tags! And if you name your furby using this list, please feel free to submit pictures of your newly named friend! **

*** If a name on this list is inappropriate/appropriated/etc., PLEASE TELL ME! I tried to be sensitive and educated when choosing names for this list, but with 900+ names, something is bound to fall through the cracks. ***

Categories)

Adjectives ✦ Animal Crossing Villagers ✦ Animals ✦ Bagel Flavors ✦ Banned Books ✦ Bee Species ✦ Blogs that follow tarotfurbyandchill ✦ Carmen Sandiego Villains ✦ Chillwave Names ✦ Colors of the Nintendo DS ✦ Color Swatch Names ✦ Crab Names (according to an online generator literally titled “pet crab name generator”) ✦ Crayola Color Names ✦ Death Deities ✦ Disney, Character names ✦ Dungeons and Dragons Monsters ✦ Fairy names from a suspiciously 2000s-looking website ✦ Food ✦ Food that I have eaten in the last 48 hours ✦ Gender Neutral Names ✦ Hurricane Names ✦ Lake Names ✦ Legendary Creatures ✦ LGBT Bookstore Names ✦ Lisa Frank, Character Names ✦ Locales ✦ “Me Sleep Again”-Appropriate Names ✦ Music Artist Names ✦ Mute Furby Names ✦ My Little Pony, Character Names ✦ Names from the “Anime Companion” books I bought with real money in sixth grade ✦ Okami, Character Names ✦ Orcish ✦ Pizza Chain Restaurants ✦ Plants and Vegetation ✦ Precious Stones ✦ Roller Coaster Names ✦ Sanrio, Character Names ✦ Scooby Doo Villains ✦ Scott Pilgrim, Character Names ✦ Seapunk Names ✦ Shakespearean Names ✦ Shawn Wasabi Songs  ✦ Small Town Names ✦ Song Names ✦ Star Names ✦ State Nicknames ✦ Tamagotchis ✦ Thrift Shop Names ✦ Toy Robots ✦ Vaporwave ✦ Victorian Names ✦ Watership Down, Character Names ✦ Warner Brothers, Character Names ✦ Words and Phrases that Stuck Out to Me in Poems ✦ Words of the Day from Merriam-Webster ✦ Youtube Music Artists

Keep reading

[gay-irl]

gay🏳️‍🌈irl

[worstdoctorsyndrome]

Okay, turn on your imagination with me for just one sec. Picture this: A furby, but with a little plague doctor mask, a hat, and a belt holding some potions and herb pouches. Thank you, it was fun imagining together! *vanishes into the darkness of your bedroom*

[fruity-furbs]

I’m on it

[walrus-furbs]

Just a refresher on my faceplate prices- they’re $10 for buddy size and $5 for keychain size. Both sizes have pegs on the back and come with back plates and peg caps to help attach them to your project!

I ship anywhere in the world! Shipping is $5 in the US (where I’m located) and typically around $11 to Canada, $15 to Europe, and around $17 to Australia and New Zealand. Those are the places I’ve shipped to in the past- if you’re located somewhere else I’d be happy to get a shipping quote for you!

Feel free to DM me if you’re interested in buying a plate!

[viejospellejos]

[rosslynpaladin]

Mood man. Peace out I’m going back home

[adnarimel]

[unyanizedcatboys]

[mizt-furby]

Starburst got a makeover!! They now have antennae, a denim jacket and a ray gun to exterminate all the bigots >:3

[moon-mountain]

Made an oddbody today - Sizzle!