FRUITY TIMES

Mandy 22, From NZ, funny and feminist, and a fruity gal

[huffylemon]

[soupseason]

absolutely obsessed with this tiktok user who has been pretending to be lost at sea since what seems to be EARLY JULY. like what is your goal here what’s the niche

[bigtigers]

Sopping Fucking Wet

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Thinking about something

[centrumlumina]

[taffybuns]

You're mutuals with somebody who genuinely wants to murder and cannibalize people and has stated so on multiple occasions. You disgust me.

????

[taffybuns]

if one of u fuckers are hannibal lecter and didnt tell me i will be very upset

[frostbittenbucky]

The shit Bruce has to do to maintain Brucie Wayne literally keeps me up at night. I think about the comic panel where the security guy was like, “check the bathroom, he accidentally locks himself in there sometimes” at least 3 times a day

And on my Bruce Wayne isn’t Batman post I was like, yea he definitely does that shit. Like does he just go about his day, looks at something and goes, “yea, it’s time to be stupid”

[mollyhats]

Bruce wakes up with a grin on his face. Alfred asks why he’s in such a good mood.

“Well, Alfred,” he says, “it’s been awhile since I’ve done anything entertainingly ditzy.” He closes his eyes, breathes deeply through his nose, and exhales, looking like some parody of a coffee commercial.

“It’s a himbo day.”

[bisexualshakespeare]

#treat yourself with a himbo day

[tiktokmuseum]

this is so cute

[gay-jesus-probably]

If they just had the same onesie this would be adorable, but the fact that they also both have a matching onesie for their respective dogs? I don’t believe in soulmates but I think these two are the exception.

[marinella-ela]

[thebootydiaries]

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

[luna--starlight]

Okay but cigarettes haven’t been known to be cut with Fentynal and make people (instantaneously) drop dead

[thebootydiaries]

You fool. What is manlier than death

[redfingerfish]

2 deaths

[thebootydiaries]

I am giving you 3 minutes to delete this comment

[tesghosterone-deactivated202303]

aren't you tired of being nice. don't you just want to go rabid and bite someone

[tesghosterone-deactivated202303]

never mind my friend is playing with my hair i think i'll be nice now

[tesghosterone-deactivated202303]

<3

[thereisacentipedeinmystudy]

ID: A tag that reads, "is op my cat?" End ID.

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Are we not a family?

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

[milk5]

[not-in-the-library]

Why would they do this

[trelleste]

It’s teaching the babies what to do if they see a snake since they don’t have their parents to show them.

[bogleech]

the way they cuddle when they’re scared though

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

[knucklxpucks]

I’m broke and do surveys and wtf is happening on riverdale???

[s]

if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?

[craiganthonywells-deactivated20]

The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught

[s]

that’s what I wanted to hear