its so stimulating being your hat

meg, she/her, 30s, australia. just trying her best. occasionally i make things. too many ocs, ask me about them

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[parakavka]

Transdimensional Beast

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[important-cat-pics]

[northirish]

I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had

[randumbkatt]

terrifying jmage

[great-and-small]

New shoes

[elodieunderglass]

unhelpful aubergines

[aubreyappears]

THE SENSATIONAL SNUFFLER

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[elethart]

Finally some quality content in my portfolio

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[newtsfrogstoads]

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

[newtsfrogstoads]

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

[melonwah]

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]