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the fact that I have the nick to my Charlie we just don't have the balls to get together :(

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I just wanted to share this wholesome experience between me and my boss who is the sweetest person ever

boss the second I walk in: have you seen heartstopper yet?

me:YES IT WAS SO GOOD IVE BEEN READING IT FOR AGES AND ALREADY WATCHED IT 4 TIMES

boss smirking:I thought you seemed like the type of person to have seen it

me *that's one long winded way of calling me a homosexual*

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Lilly to Remus: why do you never join in with the other marauders pranks

Remus: I do

Lilly: how do you constantly avoid being caught then

james: he is the unsuspecting mastermind in charge who doesn't like to get there hands dirty

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James: mum and dad have something they wanted to tell you

Sirius: ok hurry up the suspense is killing me

James: there having another child

Sirius: oh that's nice when is it due

James: as soon as you sign the adoption papers

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Sirius and Remus walking down the street

*Sirius quickly grabs Remus' hand in a panic*

Remus: are you ok?

Sirius: yes I was just scared someone would see us and think we were just close friends

Remus sighing: babe you are wearing a shirt saying he's my boyfriend with a giant arrow pointing at me I don't think that's gonna be an issue

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Remus and Sirius sat alone in the common room one evening

Remus: I like your lips in the fire light

Sirius jumping up and getting excited: thanks Lilly lent me this new shade of lipstick and she said that it really complimented my eyes but I wasn't sure

*Remus face palms*

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Regulus seeing james and Lilly together: oh you two look like good 'friends'

James hair more ruffled than usual: yeah

Regulus: just friends?

James, sweating: yeah

Regulus: I guess that's why you have smears of Lilly's lipstick on your collar then

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*au were the black family are very religious*

Regulus saying the lord's prayer: forgive me father for I have sinned

Sirius next to him: .sorry daddy I've been naughty

Regulus in pain: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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*Remus casually reading hard core smut*

Sirius coming and sitting on his lap: what you reading?

Remus *exasperated*: a book

Sirius: what about?

Remus: it's boring you wouldn't like it

Sirius*whining*: pleaseeeeee tell me

Lilly from the other side of the room: you probably don't want to know