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@frulfruglue
I’m trying my hardest to come back to tumblr with honest work
When you love your boyfriend so much you cat sit for him
@queenofthefaces
🌚
The Brovfloski has spotted a bird of interest
Hey Eric!! What are some of your favorite outfits? (And @ kyle, what are some of your favorite outfits Eric has)
Ooh!! Fashion show!!!
Christ.
This is my all time favorite outfit. It’s hella cute and can be worn casually. I fucking love it.
Damn…It is cute.
This is a more “night out” look, but I wear it at drag shows! What do ya think, Kyle?
I think it looks good even outside of your rediculous drag makeup.
Hey. That’s how mama puts food on the table.
Jesus.
This one is hella casual and more masculine, I guess. I dunno, I just like it.
This one is probably my favorite.
Aw! This old thing? What’re your favorite outfits of mine?
I like when you’re just casual and wearing hoodies and T-shirts. You look good in everything you wear.
No!!! You gotta choose my better ones!
Do I have to?
It’s a fashion show, baby!
Fuck, fine.
I just think it’s so stupid, that it’s kind of cute on you.
Am I your sexy McChicken~
You better fucking stop.
Holy shit, dude! I forgot how sick this one is!
Ugh, I look like a highlighter. I haven’t worn this in years.
You look so cool!
Goth gf material.
OH
My
BUNNY FEET
MY BLOOD IS NOW MERCURY 🖤🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
I wanna do a crazy ex-girlfriend kyman sp au and like ofc cartman has to be rebecca bc who else would do flamboyantly fem stalker-esque musical numbers in their head and move across the country to stalk pursue their crush
y’all watch the season 2 intro and tell me it ain’t cartman’s dramatic ass @ kyle
I feel awful that everyone that wasn’t Eric got no love when I drew them XD
But we all know who the starrrr issss
GOD BLESS kylebiased people
💫Happy Holidays💫 to all my unfortunate🖤 followers 🖤and 🖤mutuals 🖤 :3 thanks for sticking around
Here’s your Christmas carol
kyle in a turtleneck is kyman culture. please respect that. thank-you.
my secret santa gift for @frugfruglue heee ;;w;;
OH MY ***????? YOU’RE MY SECRET SANTA???? YOUUUUU??? I am.....I don’t know, lucky doesn’t cover it. Lucky is like an understatement. I’m trying to chill but I’m freaking OUT🤩
UMM I LOVE THIS INFINITELY
IM PRINTING THIS
@sleepyeule THANK YOU 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 I LOVEEE this. ITS SO PERFECT, LOOK AT FRICKING KYLE HOLDING THAT ANGEL?! THE KISSSINNG, ERICS LITTLE BABY FACE.
IM NOT CHILL, the freakimg master came down and smacked my heart out of my chest with this FLUFF. I’m not sorry I sound ludacris.
🌟THANK YOU🌟
Secret Santa for @queenofthefaces 🖤 you requested some soulmates and I know very little about them 8,D I did my research and found my favorite one was the concept of ‘your enemy’s name on your right wrist, and your soulmate on your left’ XD Looove this one. ALSO the red string thing that binds two soulmates. This is all I learned XD sorry bout that.
Luv you :3
Thank you at @steidiz, @kylebiased, @cartmanofficial, @jewpacabruhs for letting me be on your Santa thing💫 :D and Creo for getting me there XD
I jus saw a femme gay sugar baby use a stack of hundreds to do his contour and highlight in a sugar baby makeup tutorial and
That’s Eric Cartman.
Who’s the sugar daddy tho?
As if he’d have just one AHSJJDKDKFLG
Gerald, Stephen and Thomas fight for Eric’s attention…
Randy wants in too but he’s too poor to Eric’s standards XD
Eric in turn fools around in secret with the sons of his sugar daddies…
How is randy too poor he’s literally lorde XD he’s got pop star money AND weed farm money 💸💸💸
Gerald is the most, like, arrogant abt the whole thing bc his money gives him an ugly ego so he sought out a sugar baby on purpose and is PROUD of it
Stephen found Eric by accident when he was on gay dating apps bc he’s super in the closet and repressed and Eric is just SO good at manipulating dumb men out of their wallets
Thomas still says he’s straight but Eric’s new 1k$ versace sneakers say otherwise 👀
They’re all dumbasses who can’t fuck right and Eric hates sleeping w them but they got money AND cute sons 👀👀👀👀👀💅💅💅💅
Mmmm Yeah I wasn’t thinking about Randy as Lorde… XD he gets on the list then…
Eric doesn’t even fucks with them tho. He always finds an excuse to finish them off with a Quick halfassed handjob at best, most of the times makes them jack off while showing them some choice meat of his and calls it a night.
The real fucking is reserved to the sons of course XD
This works bc Gerald broflovski is 10000% a fucking cuck
They all prob get off on being humiliated too which Eric provides in SPADES
He’s likely stepped on Stephen’s dick with his stilettos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He keeps promising them they’ll get to fuck him if only they keep paying him and they’re so desperate and stupid they just believe it
Eric texting them these empty promises while he’s bent over their kitchen counters by their sons
What the fuck 🖤
@valmski nearly gave their life when my stuff popped up unfiltered on the main SP tag XD
We honor those who have fallen and need new corneas
@queenofthefaces I care about you
Can you have heart shaped frames for prescription glasses? Is that allowed? I want to be soft.
Tiny angry copper.
🤔 Dude!?!?! Your PinkGluestick on ao3?!?! 🤯
Oh my GAWD 8,D so you found that. And you survived to tell the tale.
This is a new level of friendship for us✨🖤 After all I owe you for searing your retinas