Remembered that Horus didn't even know how he was born and just had to sit there for a bit cause how? Even when the emperor told him he had 20 other brothers, that never came up?? You didn't think to tell your favorite son that he wasn't born the normal way??? That's basic sex-ed. What else does he not know?🫢 😰
If I were a primarch, I wouldn't leave the emperor alone until he answered my questions. I know he couldn't answer some of them cause they were top secret (tm), but to not even know how me and my brothers were born??? Oh, I would be a problem. My legion wouldn't move an inch until I knew if I should be wearing protection or not.
I said I want to work on new summerly and utterly stupid project, and all of this you're about to see was inspired by this fantastic post by @/tyranid-online, and now let me introduce you to:
VacHammer40k
Also known as, 'let's pack these lunatics into a bus and send them on summer vacation on modern day setting.'
So here is what we are working with: Bus? Check. Lunatics? Check. Absolute chaos to come? Check.
Now some in depth screenshots, because this is a lot. I drew 19 people. I deserve some credit solely for that. Some of these quotes are inspired directly by the amazing post I linked above.
So now what else you can expect from VacHammer40k? Stupid mementos and photos of these fools I will draw and post over the summer. I don't have exact schedule planned, but I will try to draw few drawings each week to show how their vacation is going and in what shenanigns these dudes got themselves into (and man, do I have ideas!)
All this bullshit will be posted under VacHammer40k tag, until I will make some proper post with links (maaaybe?)
Anyways, I just hope this explains what I plan to do and what weird stuff will be popping up on my page over the summer. As always, I hope you'll find these funny.
🪲🔴=🟩(💢🐀✏️) | I am busy today, so here, have an Orktarion, Lord of Nurglings and Squigs, for your troubles.
Yeah yeah The Button make him even more Green and disgusting, or purple, I can't decide, don't care, because I AIN'T COLORING IT
Necron Horus, Skaven Konrad, Ork Mortarion, what Next?—
The best xenos races to work together in the future grimdarkness, British and French— okay enough. Just Really need dialogue between Skaven and Every Race across the universe.
Drawing orks is hard, They are a whole Other level of beef and jawline I gotta still practice, besides, you can't sexualized a mushroom. They Don't even got hair, let alone balls, so what's the point???? (Let's ignore me sexualizing Necrons all the time) But They do compensate in personality and ✨Waagh✨
These ARE AAAAAA I Think 2250x3000, because he doesn't deserve My usual High resolution, and I Just slaped a big aaaa Jaw, fangs and Horus grade BALDNESS on my Roundtarion design, and like, 10% more muscle,
I received quite a few of those, so I'm combining them (sorry!)
Let's say that the Primarchs had one stand and then after some time they found out they were dads. How will they react?
There are those who will treat you with suspicion, needing to see the indubitable proof that the child is indeed theirs. Those are Lion El'Jonson, Corvus Corax, Perturabo, Mortarion, Angron and Alpharius and Omegon. Yet, once the proof is presented to them, they will change. You are to be venerated in a way that's hidden to the outside eyes, but obvious to those who are somehow closest to them. Your child will be trained in their ways and, well, perhaps he will be present for the next one.
Oh, this is a divine sign, a providence, a prophecy come fulfilled for him to have an heir. Of course he will embrace it, and you, with open arms. How beautiful this little family of his is now. And those are Lorgar Aurelian, Horus Lupercal, Magnus the Red, Vulkan, and Fulgrim. Come, dearest one, be venerated in his arms. Be exalted and be beloved. Your shared child will know nothing but joy, and hopefully some siblings will come around.
Yeah, you know that, this tracks. That's just how he is, so it might as well have happened. And those are Leman Russ, Jaghatai Khan. He is still slightly suspicious, because others in the past have claimed to bear the fruit from his loins, but this child has displayed nothing but his own traits, so he is here to accept it. And if you are amiable to it, he is hopeful that you will accept him as well. Yes, he was not present for those arduous months of your life. But! He is present now. And if you are once again amiable to it, he will be present for the next ones.
This is unexpected, to say the least, though kind of comical given who they are. But perhaps they simply never looked in this sort of future. And of course I'm talking about Sanguinius and Konrad Curze. But now the child is here and so is the mother. So he will for once defer to you on how you would like to act on this one. If you want him gone, so be it. But if you wish him close, he will make sure to cement himself in your life for years, if not centuries to come.
How could this be? He was careful, he was calculated, he was, well, himself. Yet the truth is before his eyes. There is a child, there is a mother, and he must take, well, the responsibility for what has happened. If you are agreeable, he is happy to have you by his side, perhaps not as his lover, (unless of course you want it) but as a matron. These are Rogal Dorn, Roboute Guilliman, Ferrus Manus. If you wish nothing to do with him, he'll still make sure that you and his child are provided for, no matter how much it costs him personally.
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The father of Warhammer 40k art direction and the man that has inspired me as an artist, down to inspiring my current artstyle (and I am sure will continue to inspire me, even in death). 40k just wouldn't be 40k had it not been for the foundation of grimdark sci-fi that he laid.
