Pretty Bitchin'

Don't ask, I don't know what's going on here either

[magnvsmaximvs]

Gee fulgrim how come slaanesh let you have TWO brotherwives and how come you managed to fumble both. Murderous style.

[aggressivemenaceowo]

Fulgrim but horse

[burnbrighterthanever]

Magnus: Stop letting your heart and your dick choose your men.

Fulgrim: I'm confused. What else is left?

Magnus: ...

Fulgrim: Oh, nevermind, my brain.

Magnus: You really forgot your whole brain.

[acgames]

Because in my hcs Fulgrim had biological child slightly prior he was discovered by Emperor, I realised he would totally force Fabius to get a degree in pediatrics. And yes, I mean a full on degree in some medicae university back on Terra (because nothing less would do for Fulgrim's perfect offspring). So now I have an image of Fabius not only having to juggle his duties as apothecary of Emperor's Children during Great Crusade, but also crunching books about medical childcare and preparing for his exams back on Terra.

Also imagine being ordinary human medicae student back on Terra and your classmate is fucking Space Marine, who was softcore bullied into this by his Primarch...

[frythebrains]

Imagine being a sick child in the university hospital and the intern responsible for taking care of you is fucking Fabius Bile.

[glorifiedtoastr]

These dudes too

[nothorses]

Yall know that “toxic masculinity” refers to expressions of masculinity that are toxic, right? it doesn’t imply that all masculinity is toxic- it’s used to talk about like, how people will repress their emotions aside from anger in order to seem “manly”, and how they might act in violent or self-destructive ways because that is what society expects of men.

masculinity is not inherently toxic. it hasn’t been poisoned or corrupted. it is a neutral concept, a kind of gender presentation, and it doesn’t make you a bad, unhealthy, or toxic person to be masculine.

masculinity does not need to be “soft” to be acceptable, it can just be neutral. because it is not toxic, just sometimes expressed in toxic ways or for toxic reasons.

[ninjakittenarmy]

Does this mean there is toxic femininity?

[nothorses]

imo? Yes.

Like when white women fake cry to win arguments, or to appear to be the victim (despite how much damage they may have caused), or when female abusers point to their femininity as a reason they couldn’t possibly be hurting anyone. Or when the girls in school weaponize their performances of femininity against more androgynous, less traditionally attractive, or more masculine girls.

Plenty of cis women have a similarly toxic relationship to femininity as cis men do to masculinity. A good example of a less material expression might be the tendency to self-martyr, using the “caregiver” role to guilt trip and gaslight, and abuse in a more manipulative, emotional/mental way than the physical aggression more typical with toxic masculinity.

The patriarchy rewards gender conformity, and requires cis people of both genders to uphold it. Cis women are at a structural disadvantage to cis men regardless, but can absolutely gain more social power by adhering more strictly to traditional femininity- and weaponize that power against others.

[yummycookie030]

👶Babymarch : Intellect🧐 and Savagery🐺

[pir8kng]

mortarion brainrot so bad rn im thinking about him getting freaky in Nurgle's Garden waiting for his beloved to be reborn blessed by Grandfather's gifts and imagining how they'll turn out is what gets him hot and bothered

[yummycookie030]

👶Babymarch : War…ter Master🏊

[magicalduck21]

[theemeraldwings]

Made "with mama" jokes for each of the Space Marine Legions

[rots-the-greyhound]

Everyone go read Mortarion The Pale King

[rots-the-greyhound]

My concept for cinis from the pale king bc she is my BABY and I will MAKE ALL OF YOU AS INFATUATED WITH HER AS I AM.

[frythebrains]

I support your quest

[rots-the-greyhound]

Woe pale king upon ye

Nude fullbody below cut!

Local primarch looks at father's no girls rule, asked for opinion:

"LOL no. Anyway-" says local primarch, getting bottom surgery

[rots-the-greyhound]

@frythebrains bc you liked his post nurgle design!

[frythebrains]

KISSING HIM ×2

[rots-the-greyhound]

At long last, my personal take on Mortarion, post nurgle.

Left: backs of wings Right: Front side of wings (eyespots reverse from matching eyes on purpose)

Fullbody below cut because 1. Nakey and 2: soooo much fluid and exposed tissue and maggots I had a lot of fun with this:

He moldy<3

[frythebrains]

KISSING HIM

[banji-effect]

The ancient world was full of textile masterpieces we can only imagine… but most of them have rotted away. So few of them have come down to us in these days that we think of metal and stone as the primary mediums for the oldest artworks. But there were tapestries and fabric work that would have rivaled the finest wrought gold and iron and the first cave paintings.

[theyoungwaldschrat]

This is a incredibly rare find. A ball of yarn made from stinging nettle fibers in the Late Neolithic (5900 years old) in what’s now Marin-Epagnier in Switzerland. The thread has been preserved by being carbonized. Look at how much thread that is! And how fine and even it is spun! The skill going into this is absolutely incredible. Imagine the incredible textile work that must’ve been made with that. For a reference here’s a ball of nettle yarn I managed to make with a drop spindle. That took me 300 hours of work.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I have a very rough idea in my head that I don't think I can clearly articulate beyond "And that concludes tonight's reports on German air forc—WHAT'S THIS? IT'S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

[the-writers-wrench]

IDK what this is about, but I want to know more.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This isn't exactly the same idea but it could be but there is more rattling around in here so:

The Blitz here manages to qualify as Britain's Darkest Hour, thus triggering the return of Arthur from the Realm Avalon.

He does not speak a lick of modern English. He speaks an unholy mishmash of Brittonic and Late Classical Latin.

(Honestly I can see the latter becoming a plot point if they manage to get their hands on a Roman Catholic priest to act as a translator. It wouldn't be a perfect arrangement, but probably better than anything else.)

Truthfully he probably gets mistaken for a madman.

Somehow manages to steal a Spitfire out from under the RAF's nose, proceeds to use it to bring down like half an enemy squadron on his own, then lands in a field in the middle of nowhere.

Police and RAF converge on his location on account of the whole "stealing a plane" thing. They eventually overwhelm him with sheer numbers, but he manages to knock out an impressive number of them in the process. I mean, come on. It's Arthur.

[leseigneurdelorage]

"a catholic priest" i mean yeah sure why not but JRRTOLKIEN himself was alive and a teacher at the time so go big or go home.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

You know what sure why not let's just make literal real-life JRRT himself a character in this Arthurian return story, he deserves it.

[chainsawsdreamer]

@seajr DUDE