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[ftgloss]

hey yall. so I'm thinking about switching accs. if you want to you can follow me on @ftglossmp3

[owldude]

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

[owldude]

what the fuck

[eroscestlavie]

I don't like the music of Boygenius but by god I support women holding electric guitars and making out sloppy style and having their boobs out. I'm the supporter. If you ask me to vote? Well I'm voting in favor. Yes sir. You can knock on my door and ask me do I support the Boy Geniuses kissing and rolling around and I will say I'm the supporter. Thank you women

[eroscestlavie]

Like this is so true and good. Yes

[nateconnolly]

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

[nateconnolly]

A Timeline of Humanity:

[valtsv]

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

[valtsv]

[effemimaniac]

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

[frenchfrysword]

Art is a circle

[moonbasetycho]

[meteorherd]

saw someone refer to not knowing how to keep track of your money as "girl math" ......why are we in this weird era of treating women like idiots but repackaging it to sound cute and quirky. We All Need To Stop

[electricpurrs]

feeling normal about this also

[lmaonade]

have never seen an ugly mazda on the road.

[lmaonade]

i just looked up "ugly mazda" on google images and this is the first thing i saw. this person is insane this is dope as fuck

[animentality]

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[realpeoplefiction]

im still young i still have time im still young i still have time im still young i still have time [lays on the floor wasting my time]

[taohun]

no one prepares you for how you can walk into a building in chicago and see the original edward hopper piece nighthawks

[taohun]

baby… I love you…

[rarebritney]

there's literally nothing tackier to me than guys who say they want a "goth gf" when what they mean is they want a gf who wears AliExpress thighhighs

[tomorrowillbeyou]

really the meaning of life is when a singer stops singing and the crowd knows every single word