Hi!! How do you think the female farmer would react if she found out that Sebastian dyes his hair and he actually has tee hair like Robin? Do you think their kids would have red hair and how would Sebby feel about that? ^-^
“Watcha doin’?” farmer giggled softly, having just barged into her boyfriend’s room without knocking.
“Jeez, I could have been naked!” Sebastian grumbled in reply. He sat at his computer a dingy, old towel wrapped around his shoulders, hair sticking up at odd angles due to the roots being coated in a thick paste of hair dye.
“That’s actually what I was hoping for, but once again, I have been disappointed,” Farmer teased. Her boyfriend’s cheeks flushed to scarlet. They hadn’t been dating that long, but Farmer liked the way she could always change the color of his face with just a few words. She continued on without making a comment about it. “You dye your hair?”
“Of course I dye my hair,” Sebastian grumbled again, clearly in one of his moods. Farmer strove to always bring him out of his gloom whenever she could. He always acted annoyed, but she knew he actually appreciated it. He had told her so, before. “You’d dye your hair too if you had this god awful red as your natural color.”
“You’re a ginger!” She squealed in delight, earning a glare from the young man in the room with her. “That’s awesome!”
“Why would you think having red hair is awesome?”
“Because!” Farmer replied excitedly. “If things work out between us and we get married… we could have adorable little ginger babies!”
“Why is that a good thing?”
“Red haired kids are so freaking cute!”
“No,” Sebastian replied, firmly. “Red haired kids get made fun of for having red hair. Have you ever heard of Kick A Ginger Day? It’s not pleasant!”
“Aww, I’m sorry, love,” Farmer pouted. She had forgotten how cruel kids could be to each other.
“Besides,” Sebastian continued. “Do you have any redheads in your family?”
“Because, genetically speaking, unless you have a red head somewhere in your family, the probability of us having a ginger baby is next to zero. Even if you had a redhead in your family, you yourself don’t have red hair and therefore, there would only be a one in four chance of having a redheaded child.”
“You’ve thought about this a lot…” Farmer grumbled, feeling like her parade was being rained on.
“It’s basic biology,” Sebastian replied with a shrug, glancing to check the timer he had set on his phone. It was almost time to rinse.
“Sometimes I think you’re too smart,” Farmer commented as Sebastian stood up to head for the bathroom.
“Don’t worry, studies have shown that children get their intelligence from their mother,” he teased with a wink and a pat on the shoulder. Farmer muttered an obscenity under her breath as she watched him walk out the door.
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