[snoopylovessoup]

I love you, day and night

[respectthewolf]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

one persons's nothingburger is another person's everythingburger

[angelbabymikaa]

i can be your problem if you ask nicely

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[aloyhh]

don’t flirt with me I’ll start imagining you in my little delusional scenarios before bed

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

[chinesefortuneteller]

Gifts from Taiwan and Vietnam for my friends <3

[wiremotherworshipper-deactivate]

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

[everydaylouie]

fluffy

[ftshorty]

You can imagine how shocked I was, getting older and watching my friends go through parental illness & loss, when they didn’t fall into an endless pit of despair like I did. Quote unquote I returned to baseline levels of happiness after processing. WTAF take that back rn

[heartpeacenquiet]

∧,,,∧ ( ̳• · • ̳) / づ♡ I give this to everyone that is feeling bad right now. It’ll be ok.

[cybermanes]

“Are you a dog or cat person?”

Brother I will pet an alligator if it lets me

[thoughtkick]

“I like people who dream or talk to themselves interminably; I like them, for they are double. They are here and elsewhere.”

— Albert Camus; The Fall

[kzttn]

[les-fleur]

Or a life.

[byjove]

Divorced dads will date varieties of women you had no idea existed, new breeds of people you have not encountered in your entire life. My mom’s boyfriends? Norm McNormalson. Sitcom caricatures of stepdads. A nerdy high school English teacher, the quintessential Appalachian farmboy, an anesthesiologist who was way more into her than she was into him. My dad’s girlfriends were the type of people you could only fathom existing as sitcom side characters. I’m not sure if it’s because the only women who would be interested in pursuing a relationship with him had to be profoundly psychologically disturbed beforehand or if he was the force that pushed these poor ladies over the edge but I never knew the energy of the house I would be walking into during my summer visitation. He had one girlfriend I liked. One single girlfriend who was cool and chill and he broke up with her because she was older than him and smarter than him and he didn’t like that.