ohstvlla:
“ you know, it’s a pretty pitiful moment when i purchase so much candy that the cashier asks how many valentines i have, and i’ve got to tell her nope, i don’t have any, the candied hearts are all for me. ”
“that may just be the saddest thing i’ve heard all day. who, in their right mind, would want to buy candied hearts for themselves? they taste like chalk and depression. you only buy those for people when you’re out of valentines day ideas.”







