A Confused Gay

Call me mel ♊ I wish I was a computer

[disgustinggf]

[avatarskorra]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

[tonraq]

[doubleca5t]

Happy 10 year anniversary to the Markorra bottles, never popped

[korrasamibottles]

[tittily]

once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Every year, this post surprises me and I laugh.

[aztechnology]

had the funniest possible interaction this weekend

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[fairycosmos]

they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

[face-mechon]

them missing their shot on trump... that reminds me of how i missed my shot with you. give me a call if youre feeling up to it

[milfsisyphus]

this could have been the work of any Claire’s employee

[dimensionsponge]

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

[kaijuno]

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

[bonyassfish]

[kaijuno]

Yeah okay that’s fair

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[dancing-in-eden-blog]

Last night at work a man told me that I look better when I take my glasses off and I immediately replied that he looks better when I take my glasses off too and he got really angry and I think it was one of the proudest moments of my life

[everythingfox]

“My wife and I don’t have kids yet so we take our dog out to look at the lights. He absolutely loves it.”

(Source)

[gaybichon]

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

[spitblaze]

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

[spitblaze]

[genderfluid-druid]

[ID: a comment by @ mewttie that says, "call that artificial intelligence". End ID]