astrochris

Mostly reblogs, occasional live blogs.

[drastrochris]

Majima, what the fuck are you doing here?

And you're making poor baby Saejima fight? You should be at Kanrai eating meat together.

Kiryu fakes his own death and you join up with the Omi? You know better than this, Majima Francis Goro.

[drastrochris]

Ok, they kind of killed me the first time, but ¥70k, and holy crap, so many items, and we're through.

Still think this is super out of character for the two of them.

[drastrochris]

Daigo??? What the fuck are you doing here? This is how you run things now? Did you do a inside-out double sneak inverse takeover of the Omi Alliance?

WHAT IS GOING ON??

[drastrochris]

This is a terrible plan, and that's how you know Daigo came up with it.

Also: has Watase been on some kind of work-release program? I'm pretty sure he's one of my top business associates. Then again, so are Majima and Saejima. I see why Eri doesn't get to appear in any of the cut scenes.

[drastrochris]

Majima, what the fuck are you doing here?

And you're making poor baby Saejima fight? You should be at Kanrai eating meat together.

Kiryu fakes his own death and you join up with the Omi? You know better than this, Majima Francis Goro.

[drastrochris]

Ok, they kind of killed me the first time, but ¥70k, and holy crap, so many items, and we're through.

Still think this is super out of character for the two of them.

[drastrochris]

Daigo??? What the fuck are you doing here? This is how you run things now? Did you do a inside-out double sneak inverse takeover of the Omi Alliance?

WHAT IS GOING ON??

[mens-rights-activia]

[drastrochris]

Majima, what the fuck are you doing here?

And you're making poor baby Saejima fight? You should be at Kanrai eating meat together.

Kiryu fakes his own death and you join up with the Omi? You know better than this, Majima Francis Goro.

[drastrochris]

Ok, they kind of killed me the first time, but ¥70k, and holy crap, so many items, and we're through.

Still think this is super out of character for the two of them.

[drastrochris]

Majima, what the fuck are you doing here?

And you're making poor baby Saejima fight? You should be at Kanrai eating meat together.

Kiryu fakes his own death and you join up with the Omi? You know better than this, Majima Francis Goro.

[psshaw]

[lilifred]

everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally

tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store

[psshaw]

Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.

Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:

Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.

And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:

[thesecretuncle]

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

[psshaw]

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

[drastrochris]

Sure do love it when games are like, "don't concern yourself with Them. They're barely more than beasts!"

Congratulations on laundering the language of genocide to justify why I need to kill all these people.

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[multifandom-fanfic-writer]

this is how sharks stay smooth

[fantasticwolfpenguin]

Bro the cuttlefish and everything else checkin it ou

[lavenderlion]

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is the rapidly growing crowd of onlooker fish and squids hoping that this event will end in a festive shower of delicious shark guts (it did not. woe to the peanut gallery)

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[lleyksie]

bunnies ! !

[publishinggoblin]

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[alexdanversdaily]

SUPERGIRL | 3.23 Battles Lost and Won

[retroscifiart]

Art by Darrell K Sweet for A Golem in the Gears by Piers Anthony (1986)

[70sscifiart]

I'm hard at work, writing a post about frogs in retro sci-fi art for my art blog newsletter...

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.