[65binary]

im slowly beginning to accept that 2020 was almost 4 years ago

[albva]

PENIS is an anagram of SPINE, because it holds you together. But its also an anagram for SNIPE. So be careful where you point it at or you might blow someone's head off

[albva]

maybe

[oifaaa]

I've said it before but I'll say it again I refuse to believe anyone that likes turning themselves into the opposite gender as much as Naruto does is anything close to cis I cant prove it but I know in my heart that lad is gender fluid

[starlight-evanescing]

Another normal day on the Hail Mary! (close ups and image descriptions at the end!)

PS. Thank you for all the positive responses on my first post of these!! I do 'em 'cause they make me laugh so I'm glad they're bringing joy to others too 😊

Close ups:

[redstonedust]

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

[groovy-bear]

I have so many ideas for them :,) I have yet to draw or write out ughhh I need to find the time to do them 🙈🤕❤️‍🩹

[yexerrr]

tfw i’m in a delusional competition and my opponent is tom ryder when it comes to his one sided attraction to grace🥀

[autistic-reptile]

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

[soanywayimscreaming]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[fortuna-majoris]

Also include all accents.

Like the way people exaggerate the 'Indian accent' is so horribly racist

[doughkazoo]

WEburgers

[sachermorte]

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat

[uovoc]

Adrian POV being like. A classic alien horror movie. Your spouse returns home after being left for dead for decades in space. But wait, he's brought back an alien! Alien claims that everyone else on the ship just happened to die from other, unrelated reasons. Slowly it becomes clear that your spouse is, like, unhealthily obsessed with this creature. Maybe psychosexually obsessed. He can't sleep without it. He even — gasp — eats with it. Adrian braces themself because ok, clearly they're dealing with some kind of brain-stealing parasite that's trying to subsume Rocky into its weird hivemind or whatever before consuming him alive. There's no way around it. They're going to have to kill this thing. So they go up to the ship prepared to fight to the death. And then they meet Grace

[uovoc]

Two simultaneous realizations: 1) the alien is a normal dude. 2) your spouse is just insane (smash cut to rock divorce court)

[pigeonivvy]

behold: freshly baked doodles

[hihuddy]

Artist: Tim Brierley

Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. ❤️

[catsofyore]

Baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

[toastbutteregg]

[semolinaart]

How long do I want the IceWings' snouts and horns to be? Yes.

[roadkibll]

‘mosquitos are an important part of a healthy ecosystem mosquitos are an important part of a healthy ecosystem’ i mutter to myself as i contemplate chewing my own leg off bc it itches so bad from mosquito bites