this account is a hot mess, but so am i

this is what i look like

[lettucedine]

I didn’t mean to eat it all, it happened by snaccident — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/36pXk57

[oozins]

NOT EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE SOMETHING ELSE

[electripipedream]

Vassar college girls practicing Greek dances 1923

[magiashley]

Visit Original Link

[thebeanestbad]

hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.

[thesubcon10ent]

I need you all to know that I forgot that my phone was connected to my Bluetooth speaker so when I played this the sound came from behind me and on god I have never felt that much fear in my life

[neckkiss]

Twin Peaks (1990-1991)

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[flo-lov]

[sinobug]

[notinlove]

[jlnccc]

Libertine Garbage, 2015

[sictransitgloriamvndi]

Death and the Man (2007 / Oil on canvas) - Blanka Dvorak

[ankle-beez]

What the fuck

[starlightandtears]

I cannot believe….

[freakazxid]

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

[marsapartment]

[waggtoon]

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

[cyberlink420]

[sweetener]

excuse me officer i would like to report a murder

[library-mermaid-blog]

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g

[blackbird-brewster]

My niece was in the bathroom when I was in the tub and she asked if my tattoos would wash off. I told her they won’t, I’ll have them my whole life.

She asked, “Even when you die?”

I said, “Yes”

She looked me dead in the eye and said, “When you’re space dust your tattoos will be stars”

[cheekbonejangles]

“WHEN YOU’RE SPACE DUST YOUR TATTOOS WILL BE STARS.“

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The way tiny little ones view the world is often the most ADORABLE THING EVER

[freehugsbear]

i got inspired, so here’s a little patch dedicated to you, @blackbird-brewster

also kind of inspired by @shitpostsampler to allow myself to do silly little things like this

[shitpostsampler]

A lovely sentiment and we’re so glad to have inspired you!

[ducissatenebrarum]

Edgar Bundy (1862- 1922) ~ a Witch, oil on canvas, 1896.

[southernsideofme]

[purpleskiesandcherrypies-deacti]

Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

[lemonskittlesofficial]

i had an incredibly visceral reaction to this

[thexfiles]

i love her

[twodotsknowwhy]

Remember, Debbie Reynolds was so much more than just Carrie’s mom. She was a beautiful, amazing, wickedly funny woman in her own right. She loved her daughter and she made her daughter who she was, but it is a disservice to her memory to shrink her down to just being Carrie’s mom.

[twodotsknowwhy]

Also, because it needs to be said, Debbie was a huge supporter of the mentally ill. She helped found The Thalians, a mental health charity in 1955 and served as chairwoman for the organization for fifty-six years. She was an amazing woman and will be missed.

[micropen-s-deactivated20210124]

AND she is the top witch bitch from Halloween Town and needs her good name spread during HER holiday.