Moon Enthusiast

"Fuck Quiche" -High Guy in my Dorm

[meatdiaz]

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

[chilewithcarnage]

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[uglygirlstatus]

i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

[catboybeebop]

[espopstar]

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

[maomilaa]

[catchymemes]

[beardedmrbean]

[website-com]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

[mono-red-menace]

🦀 ⬅️🆑🆎

[mowu-moment]

🦎⬅️🆕️🅿️

[clownfall]

🦜⬅️🅱️🆔

[memento-mariii]

ඞ⬅️🅰️Ⓜ️🅾️🆖️🆘️

[muclunga]

🐛⬅️🆑🅰️🅱️🅰️🅿️🆔🅰️

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

[smegmafactory4ever]

[antiquesintheattic]

oh okay

[ruinedchildhood]

[doodles-with-noodles]

DO YOU REMEMBAH

THE TWENTY FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBAH

[focusedandfearless]

[erin-hart]

Grad school changes you.

[a-cloak-deactivated20241120]

when you put music on to clean your room but forget to clean your room

[herewegobebe]

 Like he didn’t know 😏🔥

[toastbutteregg]