Hiiiiiiii

they/them || 18yrs

[lamine-19]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[weaseltotheface]

Imagine being trapped in a disaster zone, delirious and starving and injured and seeing a 6ft tall evil goat monster with a chainsaw walking jerkily towards your position where you cannot run or hide

[json-derulo]

this is, somehow, real

[racoustic]

[dogfennel]

first contact

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[lethroe]

[cowardsexual]

rogy :]

[stimman4000]

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[cipheramnesia]

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

[floweramon]

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this.  Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic.  Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.  

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite.  I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

[reximus44]

[galsinspace]

The baby has been posted here

[littleguysdaily]

[marxism-transgenderism]

They call me bugs cause im bunny

[marxism-transgenderism]

I make her laugh cause im funny

[marxism-transgenderism]

I go on walks when its sunny

[marxism-transgenderism]

And stack it high cause I get money

[marxism-transgenderism]

I wipe my nose when it get runny

[marxism-transgenderism]

I play it cool cause im no dummy

[marxism-transgenderism]

I put good food inside my tummy

[marxism-transgenderism]

Feel like a bear, both fat and gummy

[marxism-transgenderism]

Says im sweet so she calls me honey

[marxism-transgenderism]

Wear only the best, nothing bummy

[marxism-transgenderism]

Dance real smooth, I'm never clumsy

[marxism-transgenderism]

Call me ayesha, im feeling yummy

[perseusfrodoswiftpevensiegray]

Lestat's mantra be like:

[garbage-empress]

Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."

I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."

[enderwiggin]

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

[auckie]

[hungwy]

[raineyraven]

"average viking gets struck by lightning once" factoid actually just statistical error. average viking is never struck by lightning. Snotlout Jorgenson, who is hated by thor and has been struck by lightning fifteen times, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

“What I speak post lightning Snotlout”

[mini-minstrel]

Thor's aim is wrong.

He's aiming for Spitelout, you see. He just keeps thinking the guy's son is Spitelout and hitting Snotlout in his confusion.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

I will help him aim better if it gets rid of Spitelout

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

You can’t just leave this gem in the tags dear:

[raelemond]

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

[pmamtraveller]

By Ellen Jareckie