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Once self driving cars are common, get ready for that really creepy first news story about a guy who died in the car, and it just kept driving him across the country.

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meangirlnurse

i can’t stop laughing at this

hismami

lowkey wanna find a group of people that I could chill with and talk some deep shit

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memethiefsteve

heartbeatemoji

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

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1tenderbeing

I’m the one that’s constantly changing it’s position

jumbolumpcrabmeat

“Pap”

sinfulgeek

Me

wolftrapqueen27

@byk23 I wonder who fidgets more in bed and takes forever to find a comfortable position, hannipenguin or will mongoose?

byk23

i always imagined Hannipenguin sleeps like the dead and Will Mongoose is basically a nocturnal conga line. He would also totally ‘pap’ Hanni’s tummy

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Cats + Money = Powerful Message

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reblog this and money will come your way

alien-here

quick $5 tip - these guys pay you just to sign up, enter your paypal email on this link (www.earn.cat) and verify - thats all 🙏

alien-here

vanehwasreal

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

summer-spirit

☀🌴🌊

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I haven’t met all of me yet.

f-uukk

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time

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Shrek may unintentionally have the most realistic message of all animated films in that, “regardless of inner beauty, people will probably end up with someone who matches them outwardly.”

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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.