anyway, eat the rich

[fuckbastion]

how do u stop being dependant 🤔

[fuckbastion]

i just wanna FIND OUT IF I GET THIS INTERNSHIP ALREADY BUR I HAVENT EVEN INTERVIEWED YET... ITS ALL I THINKA BOUT

[akasakasads]

Reblog with your Spotify artist of the year and artist of the decade

[kropotkindersurprise]

December 4 2019 - The younger brother of Barclay McGain recognizes his duty as an Australian and antifascist, and eggs him right in his stupid racist face.

Barclay McGain was recently in the news because he was the local youth chairman of the shitty right-wing Liberal National Party, and he got suspended after making and posting a shitty racist video. [video]

[peashooter85]

In the year...

2019: Star Wars Episode 9 is released

2025: Disney, Amazon, Exxon Mobile, and Walmart merge to form the worlds largest super conglomerate, called Disney Megacorp

2027: Bambi remake released.

2031: Disney is granted a special representative in the United Nations Security Council.

2033: Disney agents caught smuggling nuclear materials to North Korea.

2034: Star Wars Episode 18 is released

2035: The CEO of Disney is appointed Chairman of the US Federal Reserve.

2036: Disney agents are suspected in the assassination of the French Prime Minister.

2037: Avengers Endgame 4 released.

2039: The Roman Catholic Church defaults on it’s loans to Disney. Disney takes possession of the Vatican as collateral.  A schism develops in the church between followers of the Pope-in-Exile and the Disney approved Pope.

2040 Disney CEO is appointed President of the World Bank

2041: Disney aids the Chinese Government with Project Jinping, a massive nationwide computerized mind control project utilizing wireless networks and brain implants.

2042: Second Lion King remake is released.

2043: Disney buys out most major drug cartels in Central and South America. Those who resist are destroyed by Disney Paramilitary Forces. 

2045: The Saudi king is assassinated, possibly by Disney agents. After the ensuing dynastic war a Disney controlled puppet ruler takes control of the throne. Disney is granted exclusive access to Saudi Oil fields.

2046: Disney CEO is elected Secretary General of OPEC

2047: Disney takes control of Afghan poppy fields from Taliban forces. Disney becomes the worlds largest supplier of illicit drugs.

2048: Star Wars A New Hope remake is released.

[xueyangapologist]

a himbo is etymologically a male bimbo. it’s a hot, stupid man. if a man is stupid and hot he’s a himbo. stop adding nonsense qualifications based on your own taste.

[xueyangapologist]

“a himbo has to be ripped” you wouldn’t let an astoundingly pretty, astoundingly stupid man be a himbo just because he’s got a belly? or because he’d blow away in a strong wind? fucka you

[stolligaseptember]

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

[enerjax]

And that’s the gospel truth✨✨✨ I love this movie so so much and always tell people why hasn’t Hercules been made into a Broadway musical yet?? I MEAN,, MUSES. Can you imagine seeing the Muses sing live on a sparkly stage? WANTTT.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Hmmmmmm HMMMMMM

america alone does almost half the world’s military spending 

Either capitalism dies or we do.

[eggswheretheyshouldntbe]

this is the only good boomer comic

[laanatomiadelodio]

This is actually good wtf

[misterandry]

being a woman is just constantly hating your immediate present self and then looking back and hating your past self for not appreciating your beauty and opportunities at that time and it just goes on like. forever

[twocubes]

as part of my reform package, i promise to turn all rich people into furries, so instead of spending all their money on superyachts they spend it on commissions, which have a significantly higher rate of economic recirculation and a significantly lower carbon pawpr

[sexhaver]

[that-twink-over-there]

I hated the original text post and I hate this too

[iloveyourfeed]

[clitorous]

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

[longwander]

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

[wordcubed]

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

I found a more current picture

[nyctosaurid]

why did i put up with shit from teachers playing god in high school. if a college professor tried to stop me from getting up to go to the restroom or get a drink of water i’d literally just say “no”, walk out the door, and go see a movie instead

[stargender-deactivated20200329]

because there were cops in the hallway tasked with enforcing the teacher’s rules

[stevienick]

RHIANNON written by stevie nicks