[drunkstereotype]

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

I’m nearly a 20 year old man

[drunkstereotype]

update:

I gave in

her name is stephanie

[fuckcomicsans-blog]

[thefancypansy]

The women of the mermaid family

[fueledbyfantasy]

Very important information.

[whoson1st]

I dunno about you, but this raises a couple of questions about genetics and the color of the merpostman’s hair.

[fuckcomicsans-blog]

well my name is athena and my sisters is ariel. interesting 

[ilovepugs]

[bigstupidbaby-deactivated201309]

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe 

[fuckcomicsans-blog]

my idiot neighbors

[fuckcomicsans-blog]

so i have to wake up at 6am tomorrow....i normally wake up in the early afternoon 

anyways i'm super sick and lethargic, i have to drive an hour to orlando to go to orientation >__< i'm going to die u guys

[fuckcomicsans-blog]

i also have a haircuttery interview tomorrow at 10am and i hope i don't die ok

this sucks 

[hipsterunicorn-suckmydick]

[67888875322467]

Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds

[kyledumb]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[curple]

Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort

[dekutree]

why she actin so surprised like did she really think she was gonna hang 10 in her gatdamn baftub

[fuckcomicsans-blog]

looking at this just makes me mad

[whisky-smiles]

[fuckcomicsans-blog]

i eat salmon and asparagus like 2x a week 

[autumnyte-old]

[feisar]

[mathsturbation]

what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly

[lolshtus]

[backdoorteenmom]

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

[fuckcomicsans-blog]

1127 that wasnt really hard ok seriously guys

[fuckcomicsans-blog]

This lesbian I know just posted that she had a baby earlier today