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[fuckery-labs]

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[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

[eatcopperwire]

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[pukicho]

You might try to hurt me but I have regenerative limbs and regenerative feelings and regenerative confidence

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

[catgirlbulge]

i don't know mythbusters you tell me

[pinkfeatherglass]

Hmm.... well, it is Friday

[morkify]

morks!!

[xe swings the door open]

morks! morks! morks! morks!

[their antennae were wiggling & xir tail was wagging, a stupid grin on their face.]

i want you to vivisect me!

…..why is that, bug? I don’t think vivisection would be very, uh… good for your health, to say the least.

[fuckery-labs]

i wanna know what i am!! out of the few people i’ve seen, i’ve never seen anyone else that looks like me. i wanna know if i have a proper species or if i’m just an abomination! :D

[zhe was still grinning, & the way they said this was casual, as if they were discussing why they should watch a certain movie.]

[morkify]

While I understand your motivation here, it would be rather dangerous. [her expression is rather appalled]. Are you absolutely sure about this?

[They slowly reach for their surgical tools with shaky hands.]

[fuckery-labs]

i’m sure!! i’ll be fine either way :D

[xir tail was still wagging, though whether it was from the prospect of being vivisected or from being able to spend time with Mork was unclear.]

[morkify]

I… ah…. Alright.

[They lead xir over to the surgical table. He straps Dyna in like they’ve done it a hundred times before.]

Okay, all set. …Would you rather be awake or asleep while I’m working? You’ll be numbed either way, so no pain, but I know organs and blood aren’t for everyone.

[fuckery-labs]

i’m fine with either :D

just mind my coat pleasssse, it was my mom’s :3

[they were still acting casual & cheery as ever, as if this was your typical hangout with a friend, when technically i guess in some way it is.]

[morkify]

…Alright. I’ll leave you awake, just in case.

[He administers the anesthesia, and begins the operation. The teal blood and organs initially concern her a bit, but she keep working.]

Dyna, is your blood normally this… bright? I think it’s literally glowing…. Please tell me you didn’t drink a glowstick again.

[fuckery-labs]

i will neither confirm nor deny if i have drank a glow stick again recently.

though, it’s usually the same color as my tongue, albeit a more saturated & lighter :p

[they stick their tongue out as an example.]

‘thee?

[morkify]

[He sighs.] Well, at least the glowstick isn’t causing any negative symptoms… which is rather intriguing. Your organs look relatively humanoid, but they’re oddly gooey. Hard to tell what’s liquid and what’s not.

Wow, you should really get a checkup soon. Your lack of bones is rather… disconcerting. Maybe I should lend you some from storage. It would probably be good for you, as most of this [she gestures to Dyna] is kinda like fleshy, veiny goop. You’re sort of like a… you’re like a weird grape!

[They chuckle at the tongue thing. It seems to have put them in a lighter mood.] Hmm. As long as this glowstick stuff isn’t causing problems, it should be fine. Ya know, kid, I’m not actually licensed for surgery! I’ve got a psychology degree. I mean really, anatomy was a rough course in college!

[fuckery-labs]

ohhhhh that one thing makes more sense now!

[xir antenna wiggled a bit]

oooo :0

i’m no boney & i’m a grape!! :D

[they giggle]

that’s cool!! :D

i never went to school technically.. my moms & my auncles did what they called ‘home-schooling’, & then i taught myself after they left :D

[morkify]

What “one thing”? Is it something you would like me to take a look at?

Try not to laugh while I’m working on you. Could lead to some… complications. [They start preparing to stitch Dyna back up.]

Interesting. How in-depth would you say your education was?

[fuckery-labs]

well back when i was first starting to venture out & about, i wandered over to where Cupcler is & i had no clue who he was yet, n i asked him where i was. he said i was in his factory & he said he was gonna gear up & get blood & asked if i wanted to help him. so i offered my blood to him! he ended up scratching up my chest & then it got fuzzy & i woke up a bit later in the same place kinda sore & with new scars but otherwise completely fine!! :D

so if you wanna see it i assume ya gotta stab me :3

[they almost giggle again, but cut themselves off.]

i’ll try!! :D

[they hummed, thinking.]

well i would get distracted a lot, but my moms & my auncles were patient enough & i got to learn a lot of it before they left. after they left i picked it up on my own & got frustrated a lot but i eventually finished most of the basic stuff i had left, & ended up reading the other books that got left behind :D

[morkify]

[She pauses.] …perhaps I need to go… pay a visit to that cup. [They are resisting the urge to go shatter Cupcler like glass.]

I’ve, uh, I’ve been stabbing you the whole time. That’s pretty much what surgery is. You want me to uh, stab you more? I was going to start stitching you back up now, I really don’t want to risk you getting… compromised, so to speak.

Hmm. You can borrow some books from me if you’d like. I’d be happy to teach you more, after the operation.

[fuckery-labs]

well if ya do have fun!! :D

n i mean like, stab me reallll good! but then again i’ve never had surgery before so i don’t know how good you’ve been stabbing me- though i’m sure it’ll be fineeee!!

[xir eyes light up, their antennae wiggling a bit & their tail thwumping against the table a tad.]

really?!?!

[morkify]

Alright, if you insist. [She pulls out the scalpel and pretends to stab xir hard, while actually just stabbing the table.] Ah, that was very informative. I don’t think I need to stab you anymore :)

[He begins stitching Dyna up again, noticing that the blood on the table is slowly drying into black.]

Of course! My house is your house. But you gotta hold still during these stitches, mkay?

[fuckery-labs]

woah!! i didn’t even feel it!! :O

n okay!!! :D

[morkify]

morks!!

[xe swings the door open]

morks! morks! morks! morks!

[their antennae were wiggling & xir tail was wagging, a stupid grin on their face.]

i want you to vivisect me!

…..why is that, bug? I don’t think vivisection would be very, uh… good for your health, to say the least.

[fuckery-labs]

i wanna know what i am!! out of the few people i’ve seen, i’ve never seen anyone else that looks like me. i wanna know if i have a proper species or if i’m just an abomination! :D

[zhe was still grinning, & the way they said this was casual, as if they were discussing why they should watch a certain movie.]

[morkify]

While I understand your motivation here, it would be rather dangerous. [her expression is rather appalled]. Are you absolutely sure about this?

[They slowly reach for their surgical tools with shaky hands.]

[fuckery-labs]

i’m sure!! i’ll be fine either way :D

[xir tail was still wagging, though whether it was from the prospect of being vivisected or from being able to spend time with Mork was unclear.]

[morkify]

I… ah…. Alright.

[They lead xir over to the surgical table. He straps Dyna in like they’ve done it a hundred times before.]

Okay, all set. …Would you rather be awake or asleep while I’m working? You’ll be numbed either way, so no pain, but I know organs and blood aren’t for everyone.

[fuckery-labs]

i’m fine with either :D

just mind my coat pleasssse, it was my mom’s :3

[they were still acting casual & cheery as ever, as if this was your typical hangout with a friend, when technically i guess in some way it is.]

[morkify]

…Alright. I’ll leave you awake, just in case.

[He administers the anesthesia, and begins the operation. The teal blood and organs initially concern her a bit, but she keep working.]

Dyna, is your blood normally this… bright? I think it’s literally glowing…. Please tell me you didn’t drink a glowstick again.

[fuckery-labs]

i will neither confirm nor deny if i have drank a glow stick again recently.

though, it’s usually the same color as my tongue, albeit a more saturated & lighter :p

[they stick their tongue out as an example.]

‘thee?

[morkify]

[He sighs.] Well, at least the glowstick isn’t causing any negative symptoms… which is rather intriguing. Your organs look relatively humanoid, but they’re oddly gooey. Hard to tell what’s liquid and what’s not.

Wow, you should really get a checkup soon. Your lack of bones is rather… disconcerting. Maybe I should lend you some from storage. It would probably be good for you, as most of this [she gestures to Dyna] is kinda like fleshy, veiny goop. You’re sort of like a… you’re like a weird grape!

[They chuckle at the tongue thing. It seems to have put them in a lighter mood.] Hmm. As long as this glowstick stuff isn’t causing problems, it should be fine. Ya know, kid, I’m not actually licensed for surgery! I’ve got a psychology degree. I mean really, anatomy was a rough course in college!

[fuckery-labs]

ohhhhh that one thing makes more sense now!

[xir antenna wiggled a bit]

oooo :0

i’m no boney & i’m a grape!! :D

[they giggle]

that’s cool!! :D

i never went to school technically.. my moms & my auncles did what they called ‘home-schooling’, & then i taught myself after they left :D

[morkify]

What “one thing”? Is it something you would like me to take a look at?

Try not to laugh while I’m working on you. Could lead to some… complications. [They start preparing to stitch Dyna back up.]

Interesting. How in-depth would you say your education was?

[fuckery-labs]

well back when i was first starting to venture out & about, i wandered over to where Cupcler is & i had no clue who he was yet, n i asked him where i was. he said i was in his factory & he said he was gonna gear up & get blood & asked if i wanted to help him. so i offered my blood to him! he ended up scratching up my chest & then it got fuzzy & i woke up a bit later in the same place kinda sore & with new scars but otherwise completely fine!! :D

so if you wanna see it i assume ya gotta stab me :3

[they almost giggle again, but cut themselves off.]

i’ll try!! :D

[they hummed, thinking.]

well i would get distracted a lot, but my moms & my auncles were patient enough & i got to learn a lot of it before they left. after they left i picked it up on my own & got frustrated a lot but i eventually finished most of the basic stuff i had left, & ended up reading the other books that got left behind :D

[morkify]

[She pauses.] …perhaps I need to go… pay a visit to that cup. [They are resisting the urge to go shatter Cupcler like glass.]

I’ve, uh, I’ve been stabbing you the whole time. That’s pretty much what surgery is. You want me to uh, stab you more? I was going to start stitching you back up now, I really don’t want to risk you getting… compromised, so to speak.

Hmm. You can borrow some books from me if you’d like. I’d be happy to teach you more, after the operation.

[fuckery-labs]

well if ya do have fun!! :D

n i mean like, stab me reallll good! but then again i’ve never had surgery before so i don’t know how good you’ve been stabbing me- though i’m sure it’ll be fineeee!!

[xir eyes light up, their antennae wiggling a bit & their tail thwumping against the table a tad.]

really?!?!

[fuckery-labs]

sending u to the goop realm

[fuckery-labs]

deaths.post

current death count: 1

[morkify]

morks!!

[xe swings the door open]

morks! morks! morks! morks!

[their antennae were wiggling & xir tail was wagging, a stupid grin on their face.]

i want you to vivisect me!

…..why is that, bug? I don’t think vivisection would be very, uh… good for your health, to say the least.

[fuckery-labs]

i wanna know what i am!! out of the few people i’ve seen, i’ve never seen anyone else that looks like me. i wanna know if i have a proper species or if i’m just an abomination! :D

[zhe was still grinning, & the way they said this was casual, as if they were discussing why they should watch a certain movie.]

[morkify]

While I understand your motivation here, it would be rather dangerous. [her expression is rather appalled]. Are you absolutely sure about this?

[They slowly reach for their surgical tools with shaky hands.]

[fuckery-labs]

i’m sure!! i’ll be fine either way :D

[xir tail was still wagging, though whether it was from the prospect of being vivisected or from being able to spend time with Mork was unclear.]

[morkify]

I… ah…. Alright.

[They lead xir over to the surgical table. He straps Dyna in like they’ve done it a hundred times before.]

Okay, all set. …Would you rather be awake or asleep while I’m working? You’ll be numbed either way, so no pain, but I know organs and blood aren’t for everyone.

[fuckery-labs]

i’m fine with either :D

just mind my coat pleasssse, it was my mom’s :3

[they were still acting casual & cheery as ever, as if this was your typical hangout with a friend, when technically i guess in some way it is.]

[morkify]

…Alright. I’ll leave you awake, just in case.

[He administers the anesthesia, and begins the operation. The teal blood and organs initially concern her a bit, but she keep working.]

Dyna, is your blood normally this… bright? I think it’s literally glowing…. Please tell me you didn’t drink a glowstick again.

[fuckery-labs]

i will neither confirm nor deny if i have drank a glow stick again recently.

though, it’s usually the same color as my tongue, albeit a more saturated & lighter :p

[they stick their tongue out as an example.]

‘thee?

[morkify]

[He sighs.] Well, at least the glowstick isn’t causing any negative symptoms… which is rather intriguing. Your organs look relatively humanoid, but they’re oddly gooey. Hard to tell what’s liquid and what’s not.

Wow, you should really get a checkup soon. Your lack of bones is rather… disconcerting. Maybe I should lend you some from storage. It would probably be good for you, as most of this [she gestures to Dyna] is kinda like fleshy, veiny goop. You’re sort of like a… you’re like a weird grape!

[They chuckle at the tongue thing. It seems to have put them in a lighter mood.] Hmm. As long as this glowstick stuff isn’t causing problems, it should be fine. Ya know, kid, I’m not actually licensed for surgery! I’ve got a psychology degree. I mean really, anatomy was a rough course in college!

[fuckery-labs]

ohhhhh that one thing makes more sense now!

[xir antenna wiggled a bit]

oooo :0

i’m no boney & i’m a grape!! :D

[they giggle]

that’s cool!! :D

i never went to school technically.. my moms & my auncles did what they called ‘home-schooling’, & then i taught myself after they left :D

[morkify]

What “one thing”? Is it something you would like me to take a look at?

Try not to laugh while I’m working on you. Could lead to some… complications. [They start preparing to stitch Dyna back up.]

Interesting. How in-depth would you say your education was?

[fuckery-labs]

well back when i was first starting to venture out & about, i wandered over to where Cupcler is & i had no clue who he was yet, n i asked him where i was. he said i was in his factory & he said he was gonna gear up & get blood & asked if i wanted to help him. so i offered my blood to him! he ended up scratching up my chest & then it got fuzzy & i woke up a bit later in the same place kinda sore n tired & with new scars but otherwise completely fine!! :D

so if you wanna see it i assume ya gotta stab me :3

[they almost giggle again, but cut themselves off.]

i’ll try!! :D

[they hummed, thinking.]

well i would get distracted a lot, but my moms & my auncles were patient enough & i got to learn a lot of it before they left. after they left i picked it up on my own & got frustrated a lot but i eventually finished most of the basic stuff i had left, & ended up reading the other books that got left behind :D

[morkify]

morks!!

[xe swings the door open]

morks! morks! morks! morks!

[their antennae were wiggling & xir tail was wagging, a stupid grin on their face.]

i want you to vivisect me!

…..why is that, bug? I don’t think vivisection would be very, uh… good for your health, to say the least.

[fuckery-labs]

i wanna know what i am!! out of the few people i’ve seen, i’ve never seen anyone else that looks like me. i wanna know if i have a proper species or if i’m just an abomination! :D

[zhe was still grinning, & the way they said this was casual, as if they were discussing why they should watch a certain movie.]

[morkify]

While I understand your motivation here, it would be rather dangerous. [her expression is rather appalled]. Are you absolutely sure about this?

[They slowly reach for their surgical tools with shaky hands.]

[fuckery-labs]

i’m sure!! i’ll be fine either way :D

[xir tail was still wagging, though whether it was from the prospect of being vivisected or from being able to spend time with Mork was unclear.]

[morkify]

I… ah…. Alright.

[They lead xir over to the surgical table. He straps Dyna in like they’ve done it a hundred times before.]

Okay, all set. …Would you rather be awake or asleep while I’m working? You’ll be numbed either way, so no pain, but I know organs and blood aren’t for everyone.

[fuckery-labs]

i’m fine with either :D

just mind my coat pleasssse, it was my mom’s :3

[they were still acting casual & cheery as ever, as if this was your typical hangout with a friend, when technically i guess in some way it is.]

[morkify]

…Alright. I’ll leave you awake, just in case.

[He administers the anesthesia, and begins the operation. The teal blood and organs initially concern her a bit, but she keep working.]

Dyna, is your blood normally this… bright? I think it’s literally glowing…. Please tell me you didn’t drink a glowstick again.

[fuckery-labs]

i will neither confirm nor deny if i have drank a glow stick again recently.

though, it’s usually the same color as my tongue, albeit a more saturated & lighter :p

[they stick their tongue out as an example.]

‘thee?

[morkify]

[He sighs.] Well, at least the glowstick isn’t causing any negative symptoms… which is rather intriguing. Your organs look relatively humanoid, but they’re oddly gooey. Hard to tell what’s liquid and what’s not.

Wow, you should really get a checkup soon. Your lack of bones is rather… disconcerting. Maybe I should lend you some from storage. It would probably be good for you, as most of this [she gestures to Dyna] is kinda like fleshy, veiny goop. You’re sort of like a… you’re like a weird grape!

[They chuckle at the tongue thing. It seems to have put them in a lighter mood.] Hmm. As long as this glowstick stuff isn’t causing problems, it should be fine. Ya know, kid, I’m not actually licensed for surgery! I’ve got a psychology degree. I mean really, anatomy was a rough course in college!

[fuckery-labs]

ohhhhh that one thing makes more sense now!

[xir antenna wiggled a bit]

oooo :0

i’m no boney & i’m a grape!! :D

[they giggle]

that’s cool!! :D

i never went to school technically.. my moms & my auncles did what they called ‘home-schooling’, & then i taught myself after they left :D

[morkify]

morks!!

[xe swings the door open]

morks! morks! morks! morks!

[their antennae were wiggling & xir tail was wagging, a stupid grin on their face.]

i want you to vivisect me!

…..why is that, bug? I don’t think vivisection would be very, uh… good for your health, to say the least.

[fuckery-labs]

i wanna know what i am!! out of the few people i’ve seen, i’ve never seen anyone else that looks like me. i wanna know if i have a proper species or if i’m just an abomination! :D

[zhe was still grinning, & the way they said this was casual, as if they were discussing why they should watch a certain movie.]

[morkify]

While I understand your motivation here, it would be rather dangerous. [her expression is rather appalled]. Are you absolutely sure about this?

[They slowly reach for their surgical tools with shaky hands.]

[fuckery-labs]

i’m sure!! i’ll be fine either way :D

[xir tail was still wagging, though whether it was from the prospect of being vivisected or from being able to spend time with Mork was unclear.]

[morkify]

I… ah…. Alright.

[They lead xir over to the surgical table. He straps Dyna in like they’ve done it a hundred times before.]

Okay, all set. …Would you rather be awake or asleep while I’m working? You’ll be numbed either way, so no pain, but I know organs and blood aren’t for everyone.

[fuckery-labs]

i’m fine with either :D

just mind my coat pleasssse, it was my mom’s :3

[they were still acting casual & cheery as ever, as if this was your typical hangout with a friend, when technically i guess in some way it is.]

[morkify]

…Alright. I’ll leave you awake, just in case.

[He administers the anesthesia, and begins the operation. The teal blood and organs initially concern her a bit, but she keep working.]

Dyna, is your blood normally this… bright? I think it’s literally glowing…. Please tell me you didn’t drink a glowstick again.

[fuckery-labs]

i will neither confirm nor deny if i have drank a glow stick again recently.

though, it’s usually the same color as my tongue, albeit a more saturated & lighter :p

[they stick their tongue out as an example.]

‘thee?

[morkify]

morks!!

[xe swings the door open]

morks! morks! morks! morks!

[their antennae were wiggling & xir tail was wagging, a stupid grin on their face.]

i want you to vivisect me!

…..why is that, bug? I don’t think vivisection would be very, uh… good for your health, to say the least.

[fuckery-labs]

i wanna know what i am!! out of the few people i’ve seen, i’ve never seen anyone else that looks like me. i wanna know if i have a proper species or if i’m just an abomination! :D

[zhe was still grinning, & the way they said this was casual, as if they were discussing why they should watch a certain movie.]

[morkify]

While I understand your motivation here, it would be rather dangerous. [her expression is rather appalled]. Are you absolutely sure about this?

[They slowly reach for their surgical tools with shaky hands.]

[fuckery-labs]

i’m sure!! i’ll be fine either way :D

[xir tail was still wagging, though whether it was from the prospect of being vivisected or from being able to spend time with Mork was unclear.]

[morkify]

I… ah…. Alright.

[They lead xir over to the surgical table. He straps Dyna in like they’ve done it a hundred times before.]

Okay, all set. …Would you rather be awake or asleep while I’m working? You’ll be numbed either way, so no pain, but I know organs and blood aren’t for everyone.

[fuckery-labs]

i’m fine with either :D

just mind my coat pleasssse, it was my mom’s :3

[they were still acting casual & cheery as ever, as if this was your typical hangout with a friend, when technically i guess in some way it is.]

[morkify]

morks!!

[xe swings the door open]

morks! morks! morks! morks!

[their antennae were wiggling & xir tail was wagging, a stupid grin on their face.]

i want you to vivisect me!

…..why is that, bug? I don’t think vivisection would be very, uh… good for your health, to say the least.

[fuckery-labs]

i wanna know what i am!! out of the few people i’ve seen, i’ve never seen anyone else that looks like me. i wanna know if i have a proper species or if i’m just an abomination! :D

[zhe was still grinning, & the way they said this was casual, as if they were discussing why they should watch a certain movie.]

[morkify]

While I understand your motivation here, it would be rather dangerous. [her expression is rather appalled]. Are you absolutely sure about this?

[They slowly reach for their surgical tools with shaky hands.]

[fuckery-labs]

i’m sure!! i’ll be fine either way :D

[xir tail was still wagging, though whether it was from the prospect of being vivisected or from being able to spend time with Mork was unclear.]

[morkify]

morks!!

[xe swings the door open]

morks! morks! morks! morks!

[their antennae were wiggling & xir tail was wagging, a stupid grin on their face.]

i want you to vivisect me!

…..why is that, bug? I don’t think vivisection would be very, uh… good for your health, to say the least.

[fuckery-labs]

i wanna know what i am!! out of the few people i’ve seen, i’ve never seen anyone else that looks like me. i wanna know if i have a proper species or if i’m just an abomination! :D

[zhe was still grinning, & the way they said this was casual, as if they were discussing why they should watch a certain movie.]