talk shit get bit.

big juicy. resident florida man. they/he. @menridingshrimp // rp only //

[bad-mom]

This is extremely important

[fuckfairybread]

my day old burrito i ate for breakfast is not sittin in my stomach right :(

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where are you before i start screaming

up ur butt pookie <3

[adammyuu]

My boyfriend found a kinda hidden away parts underneath my apartment basement and asked if he can bring one of our Furby to the basement to do photoshoot. Here’s the Furb exploring the definitely not haunted basement

[fuckfairybread]

olive learning a new skill?

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i got a new tattoo and THE IIIIITCH

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wake up from a nap n wonder how to bug my wife

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all i can think ab rn is french onion dip

[fuckfairybread]

hey! hi!

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constantly blaming ur baby for the april fools pranks? the best april fools prank

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srry i’m in my grandma era

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just fyi the flaming hot pickle cheetos? life changing

[fuckfairybread]

what’s a discontinued food you’d bring back?

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i just keep fuckin sneezing

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recommend ur fav pickle brand?

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hey i blew out my hellcat’s speakers today :(

[fuckfairybread]

help i’ve caught the man flu ):