[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[lamignonette]

sorry i need to go now because i’m a fairy and i need to do my fairy things.

[ghostheiress]

why is this comment on an apple crisp recipe me every single day at work

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

honestly we hate on tumblr a lot but at least you can be a cunt without getting your account deactivated. on tiktok you have to censor words like killing but on tumblr I can post "someone please brutally murder jeff bezos" and no one can stop me

[capitalismkillz]

[funnytwittertweets]

[hotboyproblems]

my brain: hey u should bite ur fingers off

me: i do not want to do that

my brain: someone's gotta do it

me: literally no one has to do it

my brain: someone's gotta do it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsometiktoksilike]

[adayinthelesbianlife-deactivate]

[catchymemes]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

as a Certified Germaphobe i really think the west should really adopt the trend of wearing face masks when they’re sick tbh

[dingdongyouarewrong]

shit fuck i’m so sorry i’m so sorry i’m so

[catasters]

[bevismusson]

A++ Cat Video

[anxietyproblem]

[hungwy]

Let dogs and cats sniff… Just let them fhcnking sniff… They love it

[thepotatinator]

[swarnpert]

I'm 17 I'm 18 I'm 19 I'm 20 I'm 21 I'm 22 I'm 23 I'm 24 I'm 25 I'm 26

[pi4nobl4ck]

Just a tuesday in Canada

[pi4nobl4ck]

Meanwhile, at Australia…

[pi4nobl4ck]

An uneventful day in Saudi Arabia:

[ethereal-oddity-deactivated2025]

oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny

[suburban-refugee]

All america got is squirrells